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Shane Howling🍁❄️🐻‍❄️🦌
@shanehowlling.bsky.social
Caribou/Polar Bear| Demi💜🖤🩶🤍 | Taken | 36 yo. | Canadian 🇨🇦 | MINORS/PEDOS/ZOOS DO NOT FOLLOW! 18+ ONLY 🔞

I usually suck with these things hahahah
I'm a D&D/LOTR nerd. Baseball geek, and uhh yeah..
a hoarder of books, lover of food
Smarties cookies ftw!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Heres me ^///^
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Now im curious ^^
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
THE BEACONS!
Gondor calls for Aid!
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Heres my Caribou and polar bear sonas ^^
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wouldn't them wearing a mask be illegal technically because their point is to hide their identity? So i mean, thats grounds for an arrest in my books
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Made what my coworker calls his "Slappin' Mack" for supper
Its a lot spicier than I thought!
October 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Assuming im still around 450, that woukd put me at *math's on tired brain* 617 lbs.... I say thats doable ^///^
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
*digging fingers into thighs trying to restrain*
September 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Heres mine!
September 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Fat buns gonna bounce!

Got this as part of the Fat Bun-ification (using my polar bear variant as the base) that @jocatsidy.bsky.social was doing back in summer!

This turned out amazing! Thanks so much!
September 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If its another "I miss yooooou" message, then stop. Tired of seeing that constantly pop up.

With that. This is THE LAST one I'm responding to in a while. Have fun errybody!
September 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think i have a healthy process of trusting people. Once my trust is broken, it needs to be earned again. Respect is automatically given though.
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thanks! Doing the best i can be ^^
September 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Just talk, honestly. Don't just say hey and RP, or only talk about one topic.
Share interests, talk, share music and videos. Yknow, same way you would make friends in person. Just be yourself man. We'll vibe ^^
September 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
D9odled myself as a blue Jay this evening
Yay learning to art!
September 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I'm sure I miss you tooo
September 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'll be 36 in November.
September 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Awww! Hopefully we get to meet up again!
September 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I tried it during covid lock downs, but my comp wouldn't be able to handle it now lol. Need a better computer before I could do that 😅
September 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
1) not all body types are the same, what works for some doesnt for others.

2) EAT. Sad? Eat. Bored? Eat. Etc. Just eat.

3) dont aim for stuffed, aim for really full (2 bites from max). It stretches your belly the same.

4) Enjoy life! Good food & good times with good buds, you'll want more.
September 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
An obvious one: Snorlax!
September 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I kinda suck when it comes to discord groups. There's like 2 or 3 i actively pay attention to whats posted and the rest i get overwhelmed and just end up ignoring from all the notifications; at the same time I'm too much of a chicken to leave the ones im inactive in 😅
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Honestly.... I'd say 600 lbs? Currently just trying to get to 500 but I think realistically 600 would be end goal.
September 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ooh this is a good one!

Sleep in till noon.
Big lunch of takeout while watching movies.
Maybe some reading or Beyblades.
Gaming with friends.
Big ass supper of something made at home like spaghetti or taco salad
More movies and gaming.
Late-night datenight/bed time.
September 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM