shane
@shaneful.bsky.social
For the first time I felt grateful for the defect of vision which had preserved me from a daily acquaintance with such scenes. And at the same time I almost wished that I were a little deaf.
you say that but let’s ask The Machine if your opinion is valid
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
you say that but let’s ask The Machine if your opinion is valid
crackhead:
kid named head:
kid named head:
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
crackhead:
kid named head:
kid named head:
jailbreaking the proto virus into my wetware
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
jailbreaking the proto virus into my wetware
and did you want that with god or no god?
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
and did you want that with god or no god?
it’s so easy to be an alcoholic in asia
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
it’s so easy to be an alcoholic in asia
you probably catch more fish when it’s raining
September 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
you probably catch more fish when it’s raining
fuck pronouns. let’s call everybody “it”.
September 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
fuck pronouns. let’s call everybody “it”.
is it a crime to steal someone bumper magnet and put it on your own car?
September 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
is it a crime to steal someone bumper magnet and put it on your own car?
am i the only guy who likes the grass long?
September 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
am i the only guy who likes the grass long?
i hate driving on the highway because the family of spiders that lives on my passenger side mirror gets hit by a hurricane
September 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i hate driving on the highway because the family of spiders that lives on my passenger side mirror gets hit by a hurricane
wile e coyote would go crazy over harbor freight
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
wile e coyote would go crazy over harbor freight
if you’re a monster with no visible cleavage, how am i supposed to tell that you’re a woman?!
September 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
if you’re a monster with no visible cleavage, how am i supposed to tell that you’re a woman?!
how was i supposed to know i wasn’t allowed to give my kid zyns
September 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
how was i supposed to know i wasn’t allowed to give my kid zyns
i feel like stochastic terrorism from public figures should be looked into and punished accordingly
September 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i feel like stochastic terrorism from public figures should be looked into and punished accordingly
imagine using a dead man as a political prop to further your own agenda
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
imagine using a dead man as a political prop to further your own agenda
bring back clock towers
September 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
bring back clock towers
id like to meet whoever removed local account setup on a fresh win11 install and shake their hand so violently it flies to beijing
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
id like to meet whoever removed local account setup on a fresh win11 install and shake their hand so violently it flies to beijing
biyyons and biyyons of dollers
July 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
biyyons and biyyons of dollers
just slammed a bag of pepperoni
June 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
just slammed a bag of pepperoni
i’m not autistic i’m american
June 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i’m not autistic i’m american
your girl like a bad fart, all she do is linger
June 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
your girl like a bad fart, all she do is linger
i like women how i like my piss, steaming hot and fluorescent yellow
June 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i like women how i like my piss, steaming hot and fluorescent yellow