Shane Carpenter
@shanecarpenter.bsky.social
I’m a strategy-first marketing and public relations consultant who partners with small and mid-size companies to build marketing programs that align with their business goals. Find out more at dshanecarpenter.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I posted something for you in Slack @amylhampton.bsky.social
Dear Denver Broncos Offense,
You only show up for maybe one quarter a game and it's infuriating. In short, you're horrible. HORR-I-BLE. You're a liability to the team, and if I were the defense, I would code red you.
Sincerely,
A Lifelong Fan
You only show up for maybe one quarter a game and it's infuriating. In short, you're horrible. HORR-I-BLE. You're a liability to the team, and if I were the defense, I would code red you.
Sincerely,
A Lifelong Fan
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dear Denver Broncos Offense,
You only show up for maybe one quarter a game and it's infuriating. In short, you're horrible. HORR-I-BLE. You're a liability to the team, and if I were the defense, I would code red you.
Sincerely,
A Lifelong Fan
You only show up for maybe one quarter a game and it's infuriating. In short, you're horrible. HORR-I-BLE. You're a liability to the team, and if I were the defense, I would code red you.
Sincerely,
A Lifelong Fan
That was a crazy freakin' series.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That was a crazy freakin' series.
The Disney clown show continues.
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Disney clown show continues.
Canva has made the Affinity Studio Suite a free download for Mac and Windows. It's a great alternative to Adobe. www.affinity.studio/get-affinity
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Canva has made the Affinity Studio Suite a free download for Mac and Windows. It's a great alternative to Adobe. www.affinity.studio/get-affinity
When you don't have home field advantage, you have to win at home. Take 3 of 4 in Toronto seems like a long shot. We'll see what happens but it's hard not to see the Jays getting some rings this year.
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When you don't have home field advantage, you have to win at home. Take 3 of 4 in Toronto seems like a long shot. We'll see what happens but it's hard not to see the Jays getting some rings this year.
Not surprised by tonight's result. I expect Snell to play better tomorrow. I'm guessing it will be a close game, with the play of the bullpens being the deciding factor unless one of the starters plays lights out. I think the Jays have a little edge going into Game 5.
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not surprised by tonight's result. I expect Snell to play better tomorrow. I'm guessing it will be a close game, with the play of the bullpens being the deciding factor unless one of the starters plays lights out. I think the Jays have a little edge going into Game 5.
I'm thinking the Jays have the edge with Ohtani pitching today after playing 18 last night. We're now 2-0 in 18 inning World Series games but we're 0-2 in games in the World Series after winning an 18 inning game.
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm thinking the Jays have the edge with Ohtani pitching today after playing 18 last night. We're now 2-0 in 18 inning World Series games but we're 0-2 in games in the World Series after winning an 18 inning game.
Winning four games in a row would be great, but it's highly improbable. More realistically, the Dodgers need to win 2 of 3 at home to have a shot to win this series. I feel like the Jays have the edge tonight. Historically, Scherzer has been much better in the playoffs compared to Glasnow.
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Winning four games in a row would be great, but it's highly improbable. More realistically, the Dodgers need to win 2 of 3 at home to have a shot to win this series. I feel like the Jays have the edge tonight. Historically, Scherzer has been much better in the playoffs compared to Glasnow.
Something to consider. youtu.be/jE_CNezjV7o?...
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October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Something to consider. youtu.be/jE_CNezjV7o?...
This series isn't that hard to figure out. It's the Dodgers starting pitching vs the Jays lineup. If the Dodgers starting pitching is on, they'll win. If it's not, the Jays will win. There are a lot of other things in there but that's the key to the series.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This series isn't that hard to figure out. It's the Dodgers starting pitching vs the Jays lineup. If the Dodgers starting pitching is on, they'll win. If it's not, the Jays will win. There are a lot of other things in there but that's the key to the series.
4. The smug cheater. I dislike him with the power of a million suns.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
4. The smug cheater. I dislike him with the power of a million suns.
My gut tells me that it's going to play out the exact opposite of how it went for the Dodgers last year.
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My gut tells me that it's going to play out the exact opposite of how it went for the Dodgers last year.
I need to get my hands on some Captain Lucky, Polish Bling, and Rufus Rainbow tomato seeds.
October 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I need to get my hands on some Captain Lucky, Polish Bling, and Rufus Rainbow tomato seeds.
I know the media is pushing this David vs Goliath narrative, but it's complete nonsense. And if I remember right, they overwhelmingly picked a team other than the Dodgers from the NL to get to the World Series, so how is it that they're Goliath now? They're a one seed. We're a three.
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I know the media is pushing this David vs Goliath narrative, but it's complete nonsense. And if I remember right, they overwhelmingly picked a team other than the Dodgers from the NL to get to the World Series, so how is it that they're Goliath now? They're a one seed. We're a three.
I have taken so much allergy medicine this week, I feel like I might be permanently half-asleep.
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have taken so much allergy medicine this week, I feel like I might be permanently half-asleep.
Somewhere along the line, my LinkedIn feed was invaded by infomercials and ridiculous takes.
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Somewhere along the line, my LinkedIn feed was invaded by infomercials and ridiculous takes.
I started doing what I thought was a quick and easy refresh on an article that's now turned into a project. There are sections that are completely out of date, and it's also tied to a resource I created, which means the resource needs to be updated as well. Quick and easy is out the window.
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I started doing what I thought was a quick and easy refresh on an article that's now turned into a project. There are sections that are completely out of date, and it's also tied to a resource I created, which means the resource needs to be updated as well. Quick and easy is out the window.
Some of my favorite jazz albums feature the incredible Anthony Jackson on bass. He's gone way too soon. RIP. youtu.be/0AdnilL8IaE?...
Where's Mumphrey?
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October 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Some of my favorite jazz albums feature the incredible Anthony Jackson on bass. He's gone way too soon. RIP. youtu.be/0AdnilL8IaE?...
Spring was surprisingly fine. The summer was fine but fall has been absolutely horrible for my allergies. I've been dying all day even as I have Claritin, Flonase, and Benadryl in my system.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spring was surprisingly fine. The summer was fine but fall has been absolutely horrible for my allergies. I've been dying all day even as I have Claritin, Flonase, and Benadryl in my system.
Yamamoto was amazing tonight.
October 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yamamoto was amazing tonight.
It's time for Dodger baseball or, as I like to call it during the playoffs, a few years of voluntary stress.
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's time for Dodger baseball or, as I like to call it during the playoffs, a few years of voluntary stress.
Good lord. That wasn't stressful at all.
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October 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Good lord. That wasn't stressful at all.
The Dodgers and Mariners are my two teams, but I expect much more from the Dodgers, so watching their playoff games is 50x more stressful.
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Dodgers and Mariners are my two teams, but I expect much more from the Dodgers, so watching their playoff games is 50x more stressful.