I think your review brought up a lot of salient, respectable points that did not personally affect my enjoyment of the movie.

Probably because I’m so intimately familiar with Wayne’s brand of nationalistic conservatism.

I don’t know what kind of candy a chicken can provide me. Frankly I don’t want to know.

There was one of these at my local arcade that gave out shitty penny candies and it played a tinny version of Sammy Davis Jr’s Candy Man when you put in quarters. No doubt in my mind that machine would enter your Hall Of Game

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When I saw Bill Shatner’s one man show on broadway he spent exponentially longer talking about Koko The Talking Gorilla than he did about Star Trek [complimentary]

Make it functionally the same movie as The Muppet Movie with Bruce and Clarence being Kermit and Fozzy

Need for Nintendo’s next big 3D platformer to be a follow up to this

It looks like the game from the studio who gave you Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr.

Mariner’s Cove in Brielle, best coffee in the state

Record store!

But rich it no longer being Max means it’s no longer The One To Watch 😔