Shane Patrick
@shane.wlm.sn
One brain cell that works really hard
📍DC
📍DC
Hearing the laugh at the beginning of MY HOUSE has the same effect as saying “walk” to a dog
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hearing the laugh at the beginning of MY HOUSE has the same effect as saying “walk” to a dog
Went to a concert last night where they came out and say “thank y’all for coming out tonight, we are gonna play a fuck ton of songs so I’m going to stop talking now” then proceeded to rip through 26 songs. Absolutely loved it
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Went to a concert last night where they came out and say “thank y’all for coming out tonight, we are gonna play a fuck ton of songs so I’m going to stop talking now” then proceeded to rip through 26 songs. Absolutely loved it
I feel hyper aware of my hands while at a concert. What do I do what my hands???
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I feel hyper aware of my hands while at a concert. What do I do what my hands???
Trying so hard to look approachable so maybe the hot guy at the gym will say hi to me
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trying so hard to look approachable so maybe the hot guy at the gym will say hi to me
Okay I’ve voiced my critical thoughts, back to the himbo persona
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Okay I’ve voiced my critical thoughts, back to the himbo persona
The Wicked Witch of Kentucky is about to be required to pay fines and damages which, I’m sure, will be covered by a conservative gofundme. All of a sudden they will support the concept of spreading the burden of one to the many.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Wicked Witch of Kentucky is about to be required to pay fines and damages which, I’m sure, will be covered by a conservative gofundme. All of a sudden they will support the concept of spreading the burden of one to the many.
It’s great, but also being happy about the Supreme Court rejecting the case is like waking up and thinking “I’m happy I didn’t get robbed list night.” Like yes, it’s good, but it shouldn’t
even be something we have to be thankful for!
even be something we have to be thankful for!
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s great, but also being happy about the Supreme Court rejecting the case is like waking up and thinking “I’m happy I didn’t get robbed list night.” Like yes, it’s good, but it shouldn’t
even be something we have to be thankful for!
even be something we have to be thankful for!
To the people around me at the gym: sorry for moaning like that while using the massage gun, it just felt really good on my back
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
To the people around me at the gym: sorry for moaning like that while using the massage gun, it just felt really good on my back
Instagrams update changing swiping right now going to reels instead of your DMs is just another injustice to happen in 2025
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Instagrams update changing swiping right now going to reels instead of your DMs is just another injustice to happen in 2025
Good morning boys and girls!
Up early club 🥱
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Good morning boys and girls!
It’s only 6 pm and I am ready to wind down for bed. Count your mf days daylight savings time
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s only 6 pm and I am ready to wind down for bed. Count your mf days daylight savings time
I have two wolves inside me: one that wants to dress cute and one that can’t stop wearing athleisure.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have two wolves inside me: one that wants to dress cute and one that can’t stop wearing athleisure.
Maybe unpopular opinion, but I prefer an active gym over an empty gym. There’s an energy to an active gym that pushes me further!
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Maybe unpopular opinion, but I prefer an active gym over an empty gym. There’s an energy to an active gym that pushes me further!
Important to know it was only like 10 pm
@ptklein.com, @shane.wlm.sn, and i were all in the same place for the first time since AUGUST and the only photo we got was—💤
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Important to know it was only like 10 pm
Fall weather: 😍😍😍
5pm sunset: 😭😭😭
5pm sunset: 😭😭😭
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Fall weather: 😍😍😍
5pm sunset: 😭😭😭
5pm sunset: 😭😭😭
I finished the series last night and cried 3 times?!? Unheard of for me but boy did it get me
Doing my annual re-watch of Hill House and I forgot how tragically sad Nells story actually is. She deserved more!
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I finished the series last night and cried 3 times?!? Unheard of for me but boy did it get me
Good morning! Don’t forget to drop it like a thottie, drop it like a thottie today!
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good morning! Don’t forget to drop it like a thottie, drop it like a thottie today!
I wonder if my friends are tired of me talking about Olivia Dean yet
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I wonder if my friends are tired of me talking about Olivia Dean yet
I did it
Tryna PR on dumbbell bench today, watch this space (concern)!
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I did it
Tryna PR on dumbbell bench today, watch this space (concern)!
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Tryna PR on dumbbell bench today, watch this space (concern)!
Gym friends! Internal debate I want feedback on. Current program has 2 weeks sets/reps @ 3x12 and then 2 weeks @ 4x12. Goal is muscle gain with progressive overload. Week 3/4 do you:
1) Stay at same weight per set
2) Go up in weight per set
3) Go down in weight per set to match total volume?
1) Stay at same weight per set
2) Go up in weight per set
3) Go down in weight per set to match total volume?
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gym friends! Internal debate I want feedback on. Current program has 2 weeks sets/reps @ 3x12 and then 2 weeks @ 4x12. Goal is muscle gain with progressive overload. Week 3/4 do you:
1) Stay at same weight per set
2) Go up in weight per set
3) Go down in weight per set to match total volume?
1) Stay at same weight per set
2) Go up in weight per set
3) Go down in weight per set to match total volume?
Sorry I looked so c*nty when walking down the street, I was listening to ALIEN SUPERSTAR
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sorry I looked so c*nty when walking down the street, I was listening to ALIEN SUPERSTAR
Every time I trim my chest hair I hear half yall in my head saying “Nooo don’t trim it we love the fur”
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Every time I trim my chest hair I hear half yall in my head saying “Nooo don’t trim it we love the fur”
Rise and shine it’s time for breakfast!
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Rise and shine it’s time for breakfast!