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Shanderraa
@shanderraa.bsky.social
trans oracle, the greatest philosopher in the Western World

she & they
Pinned
consecration ritual
California sober = sober but you smoke weed

Tranny vanilla = vanilla but you do petplay
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
innsmouth citizen when they find out dagon is in the files
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
when lin-manuel miranda writes his third musical he will put a 6 7 joke in it
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Just got headcanoned as Guatemalan
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Snuff fetish guy: I’m having the kind of sex that would kill a medieval peasant
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
queuing up hurricane followed by money for nothing at the karaoke night just to really cause problems
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Guy before they invented jerking off like damn I’m hard as fuck. Oh well
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
dendrophiles being told to touch grass
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
EEYIKES! I wish there was a way to turn my board into “big mana”
The palingenetic Enduring Vitality:
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
foot fetishist with a dominant foot preference be like sorry i think i got off on the wrong foot there
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Babe get the fuck stool
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
present day martin luther in the pnw nailing xir's 95 theses decrying the greater seattle polycule to the door of a craft brewery
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
gay people are so funny what do you mean you're collared by your alpha (fully platonic)
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Genderfluid Scrooge be like ghost of forcefem past ghost of forcemasc present ghost of forcefem future
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
magic players are drawn to open relationships because they already know the difference between being controlled and being owned
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
nah more of a light to morally ambiguous fuckprince actually
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Guy who sounds like Chewbacca when he cums
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Guy who gets cucked by the hat man
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The cashier at petco when the tall alt girl puts pronouns on the dog tag she just bought
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wow. Unfollowed. I was a fan of them for the embezzlement, I didn’t know they also did wrestling
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
guy who goes to the night at the museum museum to try to fuck the mummy
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the thing about being nonbinary is you get to decide if you're gonna be called a good puppy or a good labubu and that's what it's all about
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Guy who goes to church for kink reasons
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you want to have sex with mommy because you are sexually attracted to her #mutualattraction #nothingplay #consentualconsent
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
insecure guy at the circlejerk turns to the guy next to him like be honest do you hate me
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM