My stand up comedy album Pickles is available for preorder now! Do something cool for yourself in a dumb time and support art that will make you happy! tr.ee/Sue_asTC7C

“We are part of you! You are Voldemort and we are your horcruxes!” -my son, trying to be sweet???

For the last month I’ve been going to the gym every time I feel anxious and if I keep this up I’m going to be absolutely jacked by March.