I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

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none of the men on love island would pass the marshmallow test

telling myself I got ID’d at the pool bar because I look ~youthful~ and not because I have ~adult acne~

deleted instagram & facebook from my phone, so if you need me I guess I’ll be here and on strava??

I’m in the Charlotte airport rn wondering when airport food got cheap?? Then I realize it didn’t- I’m just used to paying out the ass for everything in LA

Went for a run this morning and saw a man (did not appear to be homeless) out for a barefoot stroll. When Californians do it they’re spiritual, but when West Virginians do it we’re rednecks?!