I want to believe in this so much but the Catholicism in my veins has quite the pull!

I’d prefer it if they just went with “acootermints”

Danny DeVito lost his virginity at 12 to a nun in this PG film

Okay I guess non-lethal shootings are fine

“I just cleaned her pipes one time” Danny DeVito about his neighbor

Danny DeVito just called his own mother a slut

Ooo one of my favorite shows ever

I think for MA it might be steak tips

I have epilepsy and I warned those I love not to watch this video. I only saw a second of it and it was so intensely upsetting. There are no words for the level of depravity we’re seeing right now.

Obviously I’m hungry right now

And please note they lost that exhibition game, clearly a cursed individual