Shamus Stratton
@shamusstratton.bsky.social
Doomed Eagles fan in BC(Randal got me hooked)
perhaps it's time for the NBA to consider relegation
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
perhaps it's time for the NBA to consider relegation
sick burn bro, super relevant
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
sick burn bro, super relevant
Alternatively Woolen could stop doing dumb shit right in front of the refs.
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Alternatively Woolen could stop doing dumb shit right in front of the refs.
lol, I've been cheering for them for almost 40 years. Feel free to fuck all the way off and mute if you don't like my opinion child.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
lol, I've been cheering for them for almost 40 years. Feel free to fuck all the way off and mute if you don't like my opinion child.
He's below avg if the o line isn't the best in the league. The skill players are all top tier. Starting QBs tend to get the blame when the offense is bad. If he learns how to read a defense, throw over the middle to wide open dudes, and not run out of clean pocket I'll change my mind.
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
He's below avg if the o line isn't the best in the league. The skill players are all top tier. Starting QBs tend to get the blame when the offense is bad. If he learns how to read a defense, throw over the middle to wide open dudes, and not run out of clean pocket I'll change my mind.
since he doesn't run anymore, what skill set does Hurts have outside of throwing 50/50 balls to Brown and Smith? Since he has repeatedly shown that he can't or won't throw across the middle?
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
since he doesn't run anymore, what skill set does Hurts have outside of throwing 50/50 balls to Brown and Smith? Since he has repeatedly shown that he can't or won't throw across the middle?
nothing like an American trying to lecture someone else on health care diagnoses being a death sentence.
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
nothing like an American trying to lecture someone else on health care diagnoses being a death sentence.
One of the rare occasions where imperial measurements are better. I have 15.24+ centimeters for you just doesn't hit the same way.
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
One of the rare occasions where imperial measurements are better. I have 15.24+ centimeters for you just doesn't hit the same way.
If mothefucker!? Grow a pair of balls. Would you say let's rein in the lawlessness of the Gestapo or Stasi? You tear them up by the roots and prosecute every last one of them. They should all be shunned and remembered until the end of time. Do your god damn job.
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
If mothefucker!? Grow a pair of balls. Would you say let's rein in the lawlessness of the Gestapo or Stasi? You tear them up by the roots and prosecute every last one of them. They should all be shunned and remembered until the end of time. Do your god damn job.
he doesn't have a single reputable sports take, his so called specialty. Why on earth would anyone care what he has to say? Stephen A is a naked opportunist who only cares about himself.
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
he doesn't have a single reputable sports take, his so called specialty. Why on earth would anyone care what he has to say? Stephen A is a naked opportunist who only cares about himself.
Or we could immediately fire Sirianni because he doesn't coach either side of the ball, and the vibes are awful. Then hire a good OC as HC, and just let Vic run the defense. Or we could just keep spending the most money in the league on offense, while still being in the bottom 10.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Or we could immediately fire Sirianni because he doesn't coach either side of the ball, and the vibes are awful. Then hire a good OC as HC, and just let Vic run the defense. Or we could just keep spending the most money in the league on offense, while still being in the bottom 10.
it's a revolving door until they finally fire Sirianni. Bad OC will get fired to save Sirianni, good oc gets a hc job. It's why teams hire all the good OCs as HCs, so you don't lose them every year, and why "CEO" coaches are rare because like what do they actually do if they dont coach off or def?
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it's a revolving door until they finally fire Sirianni. Bad OC will get fired to save Sirianni, good oc gets a hc job. It's why teams hire all the good OCs as HCs, so you don't lose them every year, and why "CEO" coaches are rare because like what do they actually do if they dont coach off or def?
"Responsibility falls on my shoulders. So even though I hired him and every other bad coordinator we have had, I'm demoting Kevin while keeping my job(what do I do again?). Thats real leadership." Fixed Nick's statement for him.
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"Responsibility falls on my shoulders. So even though I hired him and every other bad coordinator we have had, I'm demoting Kevin while keeping my job(what do I do again?). Thats real leadership." Fixed Nick's statement for him.
he has no excuse. he can't pick a good coordinator, has nothing to do with the defence, and his offence is terrible. Also the vibes are terrible So what does he do?
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
he has no excuse. he can't pick a good coordinator, has nothing to do with the defence, and his offence is terrible. Also the vibes are terrible So what does he do?
Does he want to come out of retirement to play for the Eagles? Get another ring just in case Mahomes plays 20 years as well.
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Does he want to come out of retirement to play for the Eagles? Get another ring just in case Mahomes plays 20 years as well.
At least we can stop pretending the offense is fixed after beating up 2 bad teams chanting "1,2,3 Cancun!"
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
At least we can stop pretending the offense is fixed after beating up 2 bad teams chanting "1,2,3 Cancun!"
Bills got stuffed on the 1 couple drives previous, pretty bold to assume a 2pt conversion is a given. These things are always close either way, but the eagles offense is so damn bad, they weren't scoring in OT. Im betting that Jalen Hurts is less likely to lead a scoring drive than Josh Allen is
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Bills got stuffed on the 1 couple drives previous, pretty bold to assume a 2pt conversion is a given. These things are always close either way, but the eagles offense is so damn bad, they weren't scoring in OT. Im betting that Jalen Hurts is less likely to lead a scoring drive than Josh Allen is
well the eagles defense was done(exhausted), and the eagles haven't moved that ball since the 2nd quarter. I think you kick and just take it to OT.
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
well the eagles defense was done(exhausted), and the eagles haven't moved that ball since the 2nd quarter. I think you kick and just take it to OT.
Im so fucking done with Hurts/Sirianni/Shitty OC they let Sirianni hire.
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Im so fucking done with Hurts/Sirianni/Shitty OC they let Sirianni hire.
yeah if the timing gets disrupted at all Tua is done, if the o-line isn't the best in the league, Jalen is trash against any kind of competent defense.
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
yeah if the timing gets disrupted at all Tua is done, if the o-line isn't the best in the league, Jalen is trash against any kind of competent defense.
to be fair, every team that is not the Raiders or Washington has put the clamps on Hurts.
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
to be fair, every team that is not the Raiders or Washington has put the clamps on Hurts.
years of Hurts,Sirianni, and a Sirianni OC pick tells me the off is too broken. The offensive scheme and Hurts requires a perfect oline and the eagles players just being better to function. It creates no scheme advantages, it's just our guys are better than yours. If not the off is bad.
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
years of Hurts,Sirianni, and a Sirianni OC pick tells me the off is too broken. The offensive scheme and Hurts requires a perfect oline and the eagles players just being better to function. It creates no scheme advantages, it's just our guys are better than yours. If not the off is bad.