Alex Kramer
@shamshandwich.bsky.social
Official Roblox Account of Alex Kramer (the person (the guy))
Doctor's says I got a case of the tortilla chips
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Doctor's says I got a case of the tortilla chips
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
Computer! Activate holodeck program 'Launch me out the airlock 002'
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Computer! Activate holodeck program 'Launch me out the airlock 002'
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
Goofy: A-hyuck! Gawrsh fellas, I can't believe we all got our heads stuck in this here particle accelerator!
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Goofy: A-hyuck! Gawrsh fellas, I can't believe we all got our heads stuck in this here particle accelerator!
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
I'm pretty sure I can single-handedly shut this down with my magnum opus
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I can single-handedly shut this down with my magnum opus
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
Me: Here (hands you a bottle of "Ass Explosion Potion") uhhhhh don't worry about the label.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me: Here (hands you a bottle of "Ass Explosion Potion") uhhhhh don't worry about the label.
(A sick guitar solo plays as I spend the next 30-40 years fucking around)
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
(A sick guitar solo plays as I spend the next 30-40 years fucking around)
Pokémon Honk & Pokémon Shoo
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pokémon Honk & Pokémon Shoo
BREAKING: Flavortown, USA has been unincorporated due to having zero registered population. Guy Fieri states he will appeal the ruling. AP
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
BREAKING: Flavortown, USA has been unincorporated due to having zero registered population. Guy Fieri states he will appeal the ruling. AP
I'm beginning to think that the ACTUAL Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are just four different movie roles that Jared Leto has done
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm beginning to think that the ACTUAL Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are just four different movie roles that Jared Leto has done
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
While you were out partying, I studied* the blade**
*fucked
**orb
*fucked
**orb
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
While you were out partying, I studied* the blade**
*fucked
**orb
*fucked
**orb
Me: Here's a picture of me on my morning run, doing a dance upon seeing the milk delivery; it's my jogging jug jig jpeg
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me: Here's a picture of me on my morning run, doing a dance upon seeing the milk delivery; it's my jogging jug jig jpeg
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
Congrats to the LA Dodgers for making my neighborhood super explode-y
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Congrats to the LA Dodgers for making my neighborhood super explode-y
Idea# 382: Infinite Potatoes
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Idea# 382: Infinite Potatoes
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
HALLOWEEN ON FRIDAY THE 31th!!??? Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
HALLOWEEN ON FRIDAY THE 31th!!??? Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
If you're the Swedish Chef, Halloween means "Hi Penis"
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you're the Swedish Chef, Halloween means "Hi Penis"
Lettuce Werewolves be like
Awroooogula
Awroooogula
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lettuce Werewolves be like
Awroooogula
Awroooogula
Everybody knows "Trick"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Everybody knows "Trick"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
I wanna play Metal Gear Triangle so bad, but I'm dummy thin, and the swooshing of my droopy ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
October 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I wanna play Metal Gear Triangle so bad, but I'm dummy thin, and the swooshing of my droopy ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
Swapping the "Please Take One" sign on the candy bowl and the "I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy" bumper sticker on the Tesla parked outside
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Swapping the "Please Take One" sign on the candy bowl and the "I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy" bumper sticker on the Tesla parked outside
Ain't no rule that says a Basketball can't play DOG, either!!
Did you think of THAT when you started down this path, Air Bud????
Did you think of THAT when you started down this path, Air Bud????
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ain't no rule that says a Basketball can't play DOG, either!!
Did you think of THAT when you started down this path, Air Bud????
Did you think of THAT when you started down this path, Air Bud????
If they remade Back to the Future today, Marty McFly would travel back in time.
October 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If they remade Back to the Future today, Marty McFly would travel back in time.
It's raining Cates & Dougs
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's raining Cates & Dougs
Daily reminder to dot your I's, cross your T's and explempugnicate your [Unknowable Letter that causes my eyes to turn into goo]
Hey wow is it just me or does everything look gooey all of a sudden?
Hey wow is it just me or does everything look gooey all of a sudden?
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Daily reminder to dot your I's, cross your T's and explempugnicate your [Unknowable Letter that causes my eyes to turn into goo]
Hey wow is it just me or does everything look gooey all of a sudden?
Hey wow is it just me or does everything look gooey all of a sudden?
"Hoot!"
-Owl
"HOOT!"
-Wowl
-Owl
"HOOT!"
-Wowl
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Hoot!"
-Owl
"HOOT!"
-Wowl
-Owl
"HOOT!"
-Wowl
oh SHIT This my JAM
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
oh SHIT This my JAM