shamp00h.bsky.social
@shamp00h.bsky.social
Nothing can hurt more than the Wegmans hot bar being empty when you’re in your luteal phase
April 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is a boneless wing a nugget but a nugget isn’t a boneless wing
April 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Yall think benson Boone gets vertigo from doing flips
April 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My Zillow man Doug was playing ominous classical music as we walked in. And with that - my application is in progress, Doug.
April 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just updating you guys that I will start watching Veep and I’ll make this a thread of Veep
April 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think about how they’re so mean to Butters bi-weekly
April 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Found out LeBron has a kid
April 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Don’t worry I’ll let you guys know more about my CT scan
April 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mom got potato rolls - time to mess around
April 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM