5-8: it's a Jackal! a Jackal!, Sita Varma, Long Feng (basking broodscale combo), and for good measure- Edea playing the role of Alternate Commander for my grixis villain arc deck.

now, is it a coincidence that they're all Tiny Leaders legal? Actually yes. Not my fault they print good legends under 3 mana.

1-4: Mendicant, Taigam, Iroh (tea mode), Mimeoplasm

we come together every week to ask the same question: "Rob, are the Bears back?"

I'm going to change Mariah's lock screen to this lmao

pull a baseboard off the wall, have everyone sign the back of it, put it back on.

I hope y'all get it, it's such a cool spot.

Everything Pope about America comes from Chicago

it's almost like there's that one time that a bunch of judges got in trouble for seeing leaks or something.

The Martian (2011), Andy Weir; performed by RC Bray is a close second, but it's not currently available because Amazon re-recorded it with Wil Wheaton instead.

my favourite audiobook performance continues to be Project Hail Mary (2021), by Andy Weir; performed by Ray Porter.

did you go to Fergie's for Fish & Chips? && are you going to Baked E now, curious people (me & your sister) want to know

personally, as wrong as possible: "Se' pit o lean Tree ad"