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Shamey
@shamey.gay
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34 year old genderfluid pan/poly computer something. Pronouns are whatever. You can default to they/them if you want, I'm not your mom.

@osaka.zone calls me Handler 💖

Posts may be occasionally 🔞 / NSFW or just real bad, you have been warned.
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Me talking about myself in the mirror every day
Screenshot of a section of the picture in the quoted post. A little stick figure guy in a hat is saying "Why am I a big drooling beast. I should be cool like shadow the hedgehog."
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"Shamey, does it do anything fun when you turn it on?" I hear you ask. Well you're in for an absolute treat. Make sure you turn the sound on to get the full ear-piercing experience.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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And the grand finale (for now), Pt. 10: Long Sonic.

Oh my god I forgot about this fucking thing.
Sonic the Hedgehog as a child's electric toothbrush. Sonic's head is at the top, covering the brush part. The body is blue. The base is red. I do not know how to describe this any better than that I am sorry.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Technically this wasn't in the pile but I want to show it anyway, Pt. 9: Shadow the Sip Hog
A plastic bust of Shadow the Hedgehog mounted to a raspberry lemonade drink lid. The straw appears to go through his head. He looks very grumpy about this fact.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Pt. 8: Pink Knuckles. It's not a bootleg either, this is an Officially Pink Knuckles.
Vinyl figure of Knuckles the Echidna, except he's pink instead of red. His shoes are even shades of pink. What a pink boy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Pt. 7: A glass crab with one pincer broken off.
A crab made of glass with blue legs and pincers and a transparent body. One of the pincers has been broken off, and the other is chipped.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Pt. 6: A polished obsidian cube. I think I went through a Cube Phase a while ago.
A reflective black cube made of polished obsidian.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Pt. 5: Two dark red glass cubes labeled "Bob Dylan"
Two dark red glass cubes. They both have the words 'BOB DYLAN "ROUGH AND ROWDY WAYS" WORLD WIDE TOUR / 2021-2024' etched in to the top side.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Pt. 4: A carved pyrite whale. It's surprisingly heavy.
A bulbous, sort of goofy looking, stylized carved golden pyrite whale.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Pt. 3: A coaster welcoming you to the loyal order of the moose for the 1978-1979 period.
A circular coaster made of cork. Printed on it is a golden moose with a red outline standing on a blue globe. The text "WELCOME TO OUR WORLD" arches across the top. Under that is written "LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE", "78", "79" and "MEMBERSHIP AWARD"
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Pt. 2: a pamphlet advertising the 1997 line of Playmates Star Trek Toys
A small unfolded pamphlet advertising Star Trek toys from 1997. Several ship models and figurines of characters are shown. Of note are two Polly Pocket-style playsets shaped like a klingon head and a borg head. The klingon head is called the "Klingon™️ High Council" and the borg head is called the "Borg™️ Temple"
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Inexplicable objects found while cleaning the pile accumulating on my desk thread. Pt. 1: a temp tattoo of the life cycle of a parasite
A somewhat wrinkled temp tattoo of a diagram of the lifecycle of a parasite, showing it infecting a cat, becoming infectious cysts, being consumed by livestock, then back to the cat. An arrow to one side shows how it can also infect humans, and endanger a fetus. It is all mirrored, because it is a rub on temporary tattoo.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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wtf chao milk isn't vegan
Two cheese triangles next to the words "Chao Vegan Cheese"
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Good
Ominous looking drawing of an anime girl saying "Thus, we shall now teach your body the joy of being female. ❤️"
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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bsky dot app
Manga text box that says "This is a 'girl factory' that changes men into women."
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I have quite possibly too many of these. You're welcome.
Anime boy being told "Refer to yourself as a girl. Say it." as they stutter out "I... I'm... I'm a g...."
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Drawing of a cute anime boy crying with heart eyes, there is a speech bubble that says "We haven't even started and you're already like this?"
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Black and white anime drawing of a lady saying "Why don't you just be a girl?"
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Have this too
Schematic black and white drawing of an underground structure laid out in rows. It is being approached from the left by a bullet-shaped object labeled "mole miner". It is surrounded by small objects emitting lines labeled "weakly radioactive markers". The structure has two crossing rows of circular objects labeled "acoustic markers" and one large circular object to the side labeled "magnetic marker" that is emitting lines labeled "magnetic field lines".
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Post something from the light reading you do before bed, I'll start.
Screenshot of part of a document. It appears to be old, and the font is monospaced. The text reads: "3.3.4 Post-Catastrophic Continuation of Civilization If a massive global catastrophe were to occur, it is our opinion that there would be a high probability of civilization surviving despite the high loss of population. Nevertheless, a massive global catastrophe might still have an impact on the likelihood of an inadvertent human intrusion at"
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Visiting the museum to "study the anatomy" of the stomp mommy pokemon, yep.
A painting of Tsareena, the stomp mommy pokemon. Text says "Some have chosen to explore the figures of Pokemon - so different than humans - in order to" A painting of Tsareena, the stomp mommy pokemon. Text says "better understand their anatomy and to explore the nature of their hearts and minds"
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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The summary page of a pokemon, a male Gardevoir named "Mommywife"
October 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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SHINY ALPHA BEEDRILL HELL YES
My cute anime girl character next to a shiny alpha beedril, a very large bee with spikes for hands. The bee is green instead of yellow, since it's shiny. My anime girl character appears ecstatic at this fact.
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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S-second large mommy acquired?!
My cute anime girl character standing next to a Lopunny, a large bipedal rabbit. The lopunny is taller than my character.
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM