Yesterday I paid $1 to put air in my tires. A few years ago it only cost $0.25. I guess that's inflation for you.

Can someone explain to me how Lionel Richie was able to dance on the ceiling?

Is it just me, or does buying eggs nowadays feel like buying your first home? You know, like ensuring your credit score is high enough.

I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but a Word document (.docx) is just a fancy zip file.