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Wife’s recovering from surgery, and our daughter’s with her boyfriend’s family, but I made a (mostly) complete Thanksgiving meal for the three of us here (roasted chicken instead of turkey because turkey’s kinda mid)
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wife’s recovering from surgery, and our daughter’s with her boyfriend’s family, but I made a (mostly) complete Thanksgiving meal for the three of us here (roasted chicken instead of turkey because turkey’s kinda mid)
Fellas let’s normalize making funfetti cakes for your homeboys if they’re feeling blue, especially when they turn out looking like giant donuts
(Also the cake mixes and frosting are on sale at Safeway right now)
(Also the cake mixes and frosting are on sale at Safeway right now)
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Fellas let’s normalize making funfetti cakes for your homeboys if they’re feeling blue, especially when they turn out looking like giant donuts
(Also the cake mixes and frosting are on sale at Safeway right now)
(Also the cake mixes and frosting are on sale at Safeway right now)
So school staff asked my daughter if she wanted to use AI to help her study and…
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
So school staff asked my daughter if she wanted to use AI to help her study and…
That or outright derision and scorn, but I guess they couldn’t get away with that. But just look at their faces…
September 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That or outright derision and scorn, but I guess they couldn’t get away with that. But just look at their faces…
Looks like I picked the right year to stop watching the NFL
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Looks like I picked the right year to stop watching the NFL
If you’re in Baltimore I hope you can get outside, it’s absolutely gorgeous right now
August 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you’re in Baltimore I hope you can get outside, it’s absolutely gorgeous right now
Haha hey anybody remember Jill Stein?
August 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Haha hey anybody remember Jill Stein?
Anybody else posted up at Nevermore Hall for Acid Bath?
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Anybody else posted up at Nevermore Hall for Acid Bath?
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
August 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
I’ve got a guy to recommend for the job
August 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’ve got a guy to recommend for the job
This is basically my in-laws’ house
July 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is basically my in-laws’ house
Sorry to say you must leave your blow up props at home ☹️
July 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry to say you must leave your blow up props at home ☹️
LMFAO Damn you really don’t like being told you’re wrong! But I get it, easy mistake - even googling “hostile architecture in America” yields the same result. I’m just curious, though (as an asshole), when shown the truth, why double down? What do you gain by ignoring new information and leaning in?
July 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
LMFAO Damn you really don’t like being told you’re wrong! But I get it, easy mistake - even googling “hostile architecture in America” yields the same result. I’m just curious, though (as an asshole), when shown the truth, why double down? What do you gain by ignoring new information and leaning in?
I’ve also seen this image with the caption “liberalism in America” and at least this is funny, if still inaccurate:
July 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’ve also seen this image with the caption “liberalism in America” and at least this is funny, if still inaccurate:
Cat. Records. Home.
July 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Cat. Records. Home.
An island in Maine is not the WORST place to witness the end of the USA I suppose
July 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
An island in Maine is not the WORST place to witness the end of the USA I suppose
So yeah caught a few lanternflies in the backyard so far…
May 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
So yeah caught a few lanternflies in the backyard so far…
Someday I’ll stop thinking / talking about that Turnstile show, but for now, here are three angles of my daughter’s stage dive
May 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Someday I’ll stop thinking / talking about that Turnstile show, but for now, here are three angles of my daughter’s stage dive
Last one, I promise.
May 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Last one, I promise.