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Shalkaii
@shalkaii.bsky.social
🟣 Purple Lizard 🦎
38 M<> UKfur!
Dungeon Master and chronic workaholic.
Look to me for big stuff and dungeon master along with a lot of weirdness.
Not bad, got the swag.
August 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hi there, i can snake.
July 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Reject modernity.
Embrace tradition.
May 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
“Is you on crack or somethin’?”
February 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters.
February 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My bod for 2025 is going to be absolutely point. Gonna get such a big ego. Come on, three full sets of junk. I'm gonna need a lot more condoms friends and underwear.
These don't even match, multi problems.

Art by @revadiehard.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oooh I'll give it a shot :3
January 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Advertise your account with one simpsons image.
January 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'll be the first person in 2025 to remind you of the 1993 bubsy tv movie.
January 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Today is a very be pregnant day. It will get worse.
Someone should help me.
Art by @revadiehard.bsky.social
December 31, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Financing orgasms
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Ooh lizard hoodie would be neat!
December 31, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Good luck with this.
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Happy birthday @aubrin.bsky.social

And as such I will now give them the best gift I could think of extreme cumflation! This may take a while, I'm pretty pent up.

Art by @denizen.bsky.social
November 2, 2024 at 8:31 AM
*Warning snake oil has some mild side effects.
*When properly used. Do not overuse.

The effects of snake oil will leave your friends breathless!

* You may be responsible for that. Oops.

More kinky art by @thatfreckles.bsky.social
October 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Reptiles, this winter wrap up warm with snake oil! Our patented magical elixir is guaranteed to make those around you speechless*

Trussst me

Who needs a scarf when you have a sneck.

More kinky body stuff from the awesome @thatfreckles.bsky.social
October 24, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Oh good Evening. How about you stay around a while and we can put this where it belongs?

Ancient Art From @nazuum0nster.bsky.social that is still one of my all time top pics so I share.
October 21, 2024 at 1:35 AM
The hyper pussy content. Which I am super fond of.

Though this is just the ref sheet. More is coming soon. Art by @revadiehard.bsky.social
October 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Hey, I can have my cake and eat it too.
Yes, I will share.
Oh, you didn't want the cake.
Yeah, that too.

This was a birthday gift from @darkgem.art
October 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Weekend post.
Warming up for the next lucky guy or gal.
Art by revadiehard <3
October 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Don't you wish your pet had assets like me?
If you ask, maybe @thatfreckles.bsky.social will share.
October 9, 2024 at 11:53 AM
So I'm working on some things, and this leads to me experimenting with myself. So shalks kinda two things now. Big weenie purple lizard and no weenie white lizard.
October 9, 2024 at 11:26 AM
I'm open to this
October 8, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #458,395!
September 17, 2024 at 8:24 AM
It be like.
July 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM