Shakes
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(He/Him) Human Paperweight. Compassion will be key in the harsh days ahead. We're all we got.
Feeding my family a $5 50lb bag of play sand for Thanksgiving while we praise the magnificent bounty Dear Leader has bestowed upon us. 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Feeding my family a $5 50lb bag of play sand for Thanksgiving while we praise the magnificent bounty Dear Leader has bestowed upon us. 🙏
One of these might hold up better.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
One of these might hold up better.
In the 80's Americans told each other that Mexico was an unsafe authoritarian police state because their police looked like this and they hassled random people for no reason.
August 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In the 80's Americans told each other that Mexico was an unsafe authoritarian police state because their police looked like this and they hassled random people for no reason.
If their god king can say fuck on TV then we can too.
July 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If their god king can say fuck on TV then we can too.
Infecting kids has been a bipartisan effort.
June 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Infecting kids has been a bipartisan effort.
Leaked pic of the venue.
February 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Leaked pic of the venue.
Thinking about the Elián González raid by federal agents, in April of 2000, and how Rudy Gulliani referred to those agents as storm troopers.
And how Gulliani's buddies are now cheering for widespread armed raids to round up families and children.
And how Gulliani's buddies are now cheering for widespread armed raids to round up families and children.
January 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thinking about the Elián González raid by federal agents, in April of 2000, and how Rudy Gulliani referred to those agents as storm troopers.
And how Gulliani's buddies are now cheering for widespread armed raids to round up families and children.
And how Gulliani's buddies are now cheering for widespread armed raids to round up families and children.
Luigi what is best in life?
December 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Luigi what is best in life?
Any campaign promise Biden makes comes qualified with convoluted toilet paper math. $1= $1,000 in imaginary Biden Buck relief.
July 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Any campaign promise Biden makes comes qualified with convoluted toilet paper math. $1= $1,000 in imaginary Biden Buck relief.
Newsweek pushing and reinforcing the idea that "factual and fair" journalism must always adhere firmly to the centerline status quo within the Overton Window.
January 5, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Newsweek pushing and reinforcing the idea that "factual and fair" journalism must always adhere firmly to the centerline status quo within the Overton Window.
When I see Democrats celebrating over a Republican being caught in a compromising situation.
December 29, 2023 at 4:09 PM
When I see Democrats celebrating over a Republican being caught in a compromising situation.
Me remembering the time I spent 2 yrs working in a kitchen full of Jeff Dunham fans.
November 8, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Me remembering the time I spent 2 yrs working in a kitchen full of Jeff Dunham fans.
Going live with a food stream. Sourdough discard recipes. Holiday side dishes. And more.
November 5, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Going live with a food stream. Sourdough discard recipes. Holiday side dishes. And more.
I wonder what they're talking about.
November 3, 2023 at 9:44 PM
I wonder what they're talking about.
Going live with a food stream. Turkey basics. How to sourdough. And other assorted goodies.
www.twitch.tv/shakesfeed
www.twitch.tv/shakesfeed
November 2, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Going live with a food stream. Turkey basics. How to sourdough. And other assorted goodies.
www.twitch.tv/shakesfeed
www.twitch.tv/shakesfeed
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." - Maya Angelou
I'm seeing and I'm believing. The hands of cowardice are abstained with blood. 🤬
I'm seeing and I'm believing. The hands of cowardice are abstained with blood. 🤬
October 27, 2023 at 11:42 PM
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." - Maya Angelou
I'm seeing and I'm believing. The hands of cowardice are abstained with blood. 🤬
I'm seeing and I'm believing. The hands of cowardice are abstained with blood. 🤬
They're really rolling out all the old lies and expecting us to believe them. I'm just waiting for the propaganda telling us that every Palestinian has their own personal Dr. Evil lair full of WMD's.
October 22, 2023 at 11:54 PM
They're really rolling out all the old lies and expecting us to believe them. I'm just waiting for the propaganda telling us that every Palestinian has their own personal Dr. Evil lair full of WMD's.