Doubledang
@shakemaster-b.bsky.social
A celebration of mediocrity
February 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Luigi Mangione is a hero because instead of contacting the manager when he got poor service he shot an unsuspecting dude in the back. Only heroes shoot people in the back.
February 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Luigi Mangione is a hero because instead of contacting the manager when he got poor service he shot an unsuspecting dude in the back. Only heroes shoot people in the back.
Not all white women act entitled. Just a lot of them.
February 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Not all white women act entitled. Just a lot of them.
Portland is cool in spite of its residents not because of them.
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Portland is cool in spite of its residents not because of them.
If we haven't shot up together i don't trust you.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If we haven't shot up together i don't trust you.
Nowadays we talk about algorithms like people used to talk about dope.
January 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nowadays we talk about algorithms like people used to talk about dope.
Reposted by Doubledang
so horny
@thedandywarhols.bsky.social just recalled how at the anniversary show the horn player kissed Courtney's hand like he's the king of rock and roll and i like it
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
so horny
New format, who dis?
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New format, who dis?
I like you but I'm not IN like with you.
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I like you but I'm not IN like with you.
Sometimes i feel bad that Portlanders don't get exposed to the wide variety of ethnic backgrounds people in LA do. But then i remember that also means there's hardly any Persians up here.
January 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sometimes i feel bad that Portlanders don't get exposed to the wide variety of ethnic backgrounds people in LA do. But then i remember that also means there's hardly any Persians up here.
@thedandywarhols.bsky.social just recalled how at the anniversary show the horn player kissed Courtney's hand like he's the king of rock and roll and i like it
January 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@thedandywarhols.bsky.social just recalled how at the anniversary show the horn player kissed Courtney's hand like he's the king of rock and roll and i like it
The Trump family made billions on day 1.
January 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Trump family made billions on day 1.
We are so fucked.
January 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We are so fucked.
What the fuck is Tiktok
January 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What the fuck is Tiktok
No matter where you are- those are the worst drivers.
January 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No matter where you are- those are the worst drivers.
Reposted by Doubledang
Any classy / high-end drug dealers in Portland need a new customer?
January 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Any classy / high-end drug dealers in Portland need a new customer?
I really give the last 10 minutes of work a decent effort. Well, it's better than the rest of the day.
December 31, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I really give the last 10 minutes of work a decent effort. Well, it's better than the rest of the day.
Some old people were suprised to see my 8 month old eating chili yesterday here in #Portland- they were even more surprised when i said "you should see this motherfucker eat pussy"
December 29, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Some old people were suprised to see my 8 month old eating chili yesterday here in #Portland- they were even more surprised when i said "you should see this motherfucker eat pussy"
How do people already have 200,000 followers on here i just heard about this app
December 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
How do people already have 200,000 followers on here i just heard about this app
@colleena2.bsky.social one of my family's names is Vance. Up by Mio.
December 29, 2024 at 12:33 AM
@colleena2.bsky.social one of my family's names is Vance. Up by Mio.
Watching porn will never feel like you're actually getting your dick sucked.
December 29, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Watching porn will never feel like you're actually getting your dick sucked.
When the edible starts creeping on you...
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
When the edible starts creeping on you...