Got that ice cream suntan going at the edge of my sleeves. You know the one. Neopolitan.
June 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Got that ice cream suntan going at the edge of my sleeves. You know the one. Neopolitan.
Trapped in the cycle of Samsara, reincarnated as an FMV NPC in Oregon Trail 4th Edition (1999)
November 25, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Trapped in the cycle of Samsara, reincarnated as an FMV NPC in Oregon Trail 4th Edition (1999)
My newest scheme is to buy every old circus ticket I can find, mulch them, and reform them into The Circus Ticket, which will give me access to any circus I want to go to forever.
I never intend to actually use The Circus Ticket, as I fear it is too powerful.
I never intend to actually use The Circus Ticket, as I fear it is too powerful.
November 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM
My newest scheme is to buy every old circus ticket I can find, mulch them, and reform them into The Circus Ticket, which will give me access to any circus I want to go to forever.
I never intend to actually use The Circus Ticket, as I fear it is too powerful.
I never intend to actually use The Circus Ticket, as I fear it is too powerful.
Velka doesn't know what rent or jobs or hate is. I must protect her at all costs.
November 13, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Velka doesn't know what rent or jobs or hate is. I must protect her at all costs.
Walking without rhythm won't attract the worm, but it will attract attention from the other people in the grocery store with you.
November 13, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Walking without rhythm won't attract the worm, but it will attract attention from the other people in the grocery store with you.
Whenever one of my cats stares intently at a spot in my apartment or noticeably avoids an area, I take care never to walk there myself. I know it's likely nothing, but why risk it?
November 13, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Whenever one of my cats stares intently at a spot in my apartment or noticeably avoids an area, I take care never to walk there myself. I know it's likely nothing, but why risk it?
Me: cleaning up my cat's hairball off the kitchen floor
My cat: in the way, scraping at the tile around the mess, desperately trying to cover both me and the shame in non-existent dirt
My cat: in the way, scraping at the tile around the mess, desperately trying to cover both me and the shame in non-existent dirt
November 12, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Me: cleaning up my cat's hairball off the kitchen floor
My cat: in the way, scraping at the tile around the mess, desperately trying to cover both me and the shame in non-existent dirt
My cat: in the way, scraping at the tile around the mess, desperately trying to cover both me and the shame in non-existent dirt
Drinking coffee and listening to horror podcasts at work while trying to meet three different deadlines because I'm convinced that if I rev up my anxiety enough, it will blow like a fuse, and I'll finally achieve inner peace.
November 11, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Drinking coffee and listening to horror podcasts at work while trying to meet three different deadlines because I'm convinced that if I rev up my anxiety enough, it will blow like a fuse, and I'll finally achieve inner peace.
*Drags on cigarette*
Yea, I remember playing Pipe Dream on my Compaq Deskpro in 1994. I know a losing game when I see it and, well. Too slow, boys.
Yea, I remember playing Pipe Dream on my Compaq Deskpro in 1994. I know a losing game when I see it and, well. Too slow, boys.
November 11, 2024 at 5:24 PM
*Drags on cigarette*
Yea, I remember playing Pipe Dream on my Compaq Deskpro in 1994. I know a losing game when I see it and, well. Too slow, boys.
Yea, I remember playing Pipe Dream on my Compaq Deskpro in 1994. I know a losing game when I see it and, well. Too slow, boys.
Glad the financial disasters are waiting until I get paid. Would like it more if they you know... stopped happening, tho.
August 26, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Glad the financial disasters are waiting until I get paid. Would like it more if they you know... stopped happening, tho.
So are we getting spooky yet or naw?
August 26, 2023 at 4:32 AM
So are we getting spooky yet or naw?
My boss is in their Harkonnen era
August 25, 2023 at 2:28 PM
My boss is in their Harkonnen era
I've been around long enough to know that I've been around.
August 24, 2023 at 11:05 PM
I've been around long enough to know that I've been around.
This witch's brew tastes like shoelace seltzer, but she says it will cure my depression so I'm sippin
August 24, 2023 at 1:21 PM
This witch's brew tastes like shoelace seltzer, but she says it will cure my depression so I'm sippin
Hot single worms in your area! Walk rhythmically to find out more!
August 23, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Hot single worms in your area! Walk rhythmically to find out more!
Microdosing spice just to understand baseball stats and projections
August 23, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Microdosing spice just to understand baseball stats and projections
Manifesting one billion metric tons of sand
August 23, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Manifesting one billion metric tons of sand
No skeletons in my closet because I only commit crimes against invertebrates
August 23, 2023 at 10:42 AM
No skeletons in my closet because I only commit crimes against invertebrates
Arrakis runs on Duncan
August 23, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Arrakis runs on Duncan
ain't no desert dry enough
August 23, 2023 at 2:49 AM
ain't no desert dry enough