ꉣꍟꋪꋪꌩ ꉓꂦꈤꈤ
@shaggy008.bsky.social
Just an average ordinary guy.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Premature ejaculator seeks a young attractive
woman for a fling.
Must have large tits big lips and a tight arse
and aaaaaw, fuck sake, - never mind!! 🍺😎
woman for a fling.
Must have large tits big lips and a tight arse
and aaaaaw, fuck sake, - never mind!! 🍺😎
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Premature ejaculator seeks a young attractive
woman for a fling.
Must have large tits big lips and a tight arse
and aaaaaw, fuck sake, - never mind!! 🍺😎
woman for a fling.
Must have large tits big lips and a tight arse
and aaaaaw, fuck sake, - never mind!! 🍺😎
I got fired from a sperm bank. Every time someone walked in l'd say, get a load of this guy. 🍺😎
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I got fired from a sperm bank. Every time someone walked in l'd say, get a load of this guy. 🍺😎
I use to date a girl so tall...
I had to go up on her. 🍺😎
I had to go up on her. 🍺😎
October 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I use to date a girl so tall...
I had to go up on her. 🍺😎
I had to go up on her. 🍺😎
I was engaged to a woman with a prosthetic leg.
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I was engaged to a woman with a prosthetic leg.
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
I was engaged to a woman with a prosthetic leg.
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I was engaged to a woman with a prosthetic leg.
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
Until I broke it off. 🍺😎
My girlfriend insisted that tell her my complete sexual history.
So I told her about my first time and listed all the women slept with up to her.
And that is where I should have stopped. 🍺😎
So I told her about my first time and listed all the women slept with up to her.
And that is where I should have stopped. 🍺😎
August 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My girlfriend insisted that tell her my complete sexual history.
So I told her about my first time and listed all the women slept with up to her.
And that is where I should have stopped. 🍺😎
So I told her about my first time and listed all the women slept with up to her.
And that is where I should have stopped. 🍺😎
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Lorenzo Sperlonga TAARNA Poster!
What's Red and Black and Justice all over?
This POSTER of HM#2's LORENZO SPERLONGA "The Black Moon of Taarna" from the SDCC #2 Exclusive cover. Available in his shop in MANY sizes and even CANVAS!
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#lorenzosperlonga #hm
What's Red and Black and Justice all over?
This POSTER of HM#2's LORENZO SPERLONGA "The Black Moon of Taarna" from the SDCC #2 Exclusive cover. Available in his shop in MANY sizes and even CANVAS!
www.lorenzosperlonga.com/product-page...
#lorenzosperlonga #hm
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Limited Edition Giclees on Archival Paper or Canvas.
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July 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Lorenzo Sperlonga TAARNA Poster!
What's Red and Black and Justice all over?
This POSTER of HM#2's LORENZO SPERLONGA "The Black Moon of Taarna" from the SDCC #2 Exclusive cover. Available in his shop in MANY sizes and even CANVAS!
www.lorenzosperlonga.com/product-page...
#lorenzosperlonga #hm
What's Red and Black and Justice all over?
This POSTER of HM#2's LORENZO SPERLONGA "The Black Moon of Taarna" from the SDCC #2 Exclusive cover. Available in his shop in MANY sizes and even CANVAS!
www.lorenzosperlonga.com/product-page...
#lorenzosperlonga #hm
@heavymetalofficial.bsky.social got my 1st 2 copies of several copies of the relaunch of Heavy Metal Magazine #1.
May 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@heavymetalofficial.bsky.social got my 1st 2 copies of several copies of the relaunch of Heavy Metal Magazine #1.
I asked 100 women about the shampoo they use In the shower The number one answer by far was "who are you; get out of my bathroom" 🍺😎
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I asked 100 women about the shampoo they use In the shower The number one answer by far was "who are you; get out of my bathroom" 🍺😎
What do a 🐓 and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets 🍺😎
The more you play with it the harder it gets 🍺😎
May 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What do a 🐓 and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets 🍺😎
The more you play with it the harder it gets 🍺😎
My sex life is like my childhood friend.
Imaginary
🍺😎
Imaginary
🍺😎
May 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My sex life is like my childhood friend.
Imaginary
🍺😎
Imaginary
🍺😎
What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and a spasmatic oyster farmer?
One fucks between shits and the other shucks between fits.
🍺😎
One fucks between shits and the other shucks between fits.
🍺😎
May 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and a spasmatic oyster farmer?
One fucks between shits and the other shucks between fits.
🍺😎
One fucks between shits and the other shucks between fits.
🍺😎
When Chuck Norris goes online Chat GPT asks him the
questions.
🍺😎
questions.
🍺😎
May 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
When Chuck Norris goes online Chat GPT asks him the
questions.
🍺😎
questions.
🍺😎
My wife always tells me I seem a lot smarter after we have sex.
So explain to her that of course am smarter. Because while we are having sex am plugged into a "Know it all" 🍺😎
So explain to her that of course am smarter. Because while we are having sex am plugged into a "Know it all" 🍺😎
May 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My wife always tells me I seem a lot smarter after we have sex.
So explain to her that of course am smarter. Because while we are having sex am plugged into a "Know it all" 🍺😎
So explain to her that of course am smarter. Because while we are having sex am plugged into a "Know it all" 🍺😎
Nothing worse than after sex, looking down and
seeing that limp used condom hanging off your
dick.
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you
started. 🍺😎
seeing that limp used condom hanging off your
dick.
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you
started. 🍺😎
May 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Nothing worse than after sex, looking down and
seeing that limp used condom hanging off your
dick.
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you
started. 🍺😎
seeing that limp used condom hanging off your
dick.
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you
started. 🍺😎
I was fired from my job because I asked my customers whether they preferred 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'
Apparently the correct terms are 'cremation' and 'burial'
🍺😎
Apparently the correct terms are 'cremation' and 'burial'
🍺😎
May 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I was fired from my job because I asked my customers whether they preferred 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'
Apparently the correct terms are 'cremation' and 'burial'
🍺😎
Apparently the correct terms are 'cremation' and 'burial'
🍺😎
Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? Isn't it just urine?"
Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job"
🍺😎
Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job"
🍺😎
April 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? Isn't it just urine?"
Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job"
🍺😎
Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job"
🍺😎
My sex life is unbelievable. Whenever I tell people I have a sex life, they don’t believe me. 🍺😎
April 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My sex life is unbelievable. Whenever I tell people I have a sex life, they don’t believe me. 🍺😎
Yesterday, Pope Francis checked his calendar and yelled at his secretary
“A meeting with J.D. Vance?? That’s the last thing I wanna do!”
🍺😎
“A meeting with J.D. Vance?? That’s the last thing I wanna do!”
🍺😎
April 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Yesterday, Pope Francis checked his calendar and yelled at his secretary
“A meeting with J.D. Vance?? That’s the last thing I wanna do!”
🍺😎
“A meeting with J.D. Vance?? That’s the last thing I wanna do!”
🍺😎
A woman I slept with told me I had the biggest penis she’d ever seen.
Turned out she was blind. She was just pulling my leg.
🍺😎
Turned out she was blind. She was just pulling my leg.
🍺😎
April 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A woman I slept with told me I had the biggest penis she’d ever seen.
Turned out she was blind. She was just pulling my leg.
🍺😎
Turned out she was blind. She was just pulling my leg.
🍺😎
Why did the wench laugh at the pirate's dick?
'Scurvy
🍺😎
'Scurvy
🍺😎
April 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Why did the wench laugh at the pirate's dick?
'Scurvy
🍺😎
'Scurvy
🍺😎
I went to my doctor for some help on erectile dysfunction.
The doctor said, "the best thing I can recommend first is diet and exercise."
I replied, "Sure, but how am I supposed to convince my wife to diet and exercise?"
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The doctor said, "the best thing I can recommend first is diet and exercise."
I replied, "Sure, but how am I supposed to convince my wife to diet and exercise?"
🍺😎
April 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I went to my doctor for some help on erectile dysfunction.
The doctor said, "the best thing I can recommend first is diet and exercise."
I replied, "Sure, but how am I supposed to convince my wife to diet and exercise?"
🍺😎
The doctor said, "the best thing I can recommend first is diet and exercise."
I replied, "Sure, but how am I supposed to convince my wife to diet and exercise?"
🍺😎
Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A: A liquor cabinet.
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A: A liquor cabinet.
🍺😎
April 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A: A liquor cabinet.
🍺😎
A: A liquor cabinet.
🍺😎
Why do female skydiver’s wear a jock strap?
So they don’t whistle on the way down. 🍺😎
So they don’t whistle on the way down. 🍺😎
April 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Why do female skydiver’s wear a jock strap?
So they don’t whistle on the way down. 🍺😎
So they don’t whistle on the way down. 🍺😎