@shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social
Erstwhile physicist, currently R&D engineer. Fat dad. I sing with my dogs, use two spaces after a period, appreciate the structural stability of Times New Roman, and am oddly invested in our family’s Lemax Christmas village.
In or out, I’ll pickle until I die.
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In or out, I’ll pickle until I die.
“Kidd Rock and Ted Nugent on the other hand…”
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Kidd Rock and Ted Nugent on the other hand…”
“John Adams doesn’t have a real job anyway”
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“John Adams doesn’t have a real job anyway”
“Feudalism needs more research.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“Feudalism needs more research.”
Absolutely true.
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Absolutely true.
Hopefully all ger citizenship paperwork is in order. It be shameful if she was treated like her niece’s mom.
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hopefully all ger citizenship paperwork is in order. It be shameful if she was treated like her niece’s mom.
The most appropriate gift for his family.
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The most appropriate gift for his family.
If there were Oscars for delivering horrendous takes as a Bari Weiss apologist you would be Meryl Streep.
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If there were Oscars for delivering horrendous takes as a Bari Weiss apologist you would be Meryl Streep.
She’s referring to only one viewer, and he’s too busy sitting on a gold toilet to respond.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
She’s referring to only one viewer, and he’s too busy sitting on a gold toilet to respond.
“How to discern those speaking truth from frauds and grifters.”
Here’s a hint. If you are speaking in front of a TPUsa sign, you are a fraud and a grifter.
Here’s a hint. If you are speaking in front of a TPUsa sign, you are a fraud and a grifter.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“How to discern those speaking truth from frauds and grifters.”
Here’s a hint. If you are speaking in front of a TPUsa sign, you are a fraud and a grifter.
Here’s a hint. If you are speaking in front of a TPUsa sign, you are a fraud and a grifter.
Bluesky is ad-free, Nazi free, Musk free, and Trump free. I think I’m good here.
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bluesky is ad-free, Nazi free, Musk free, and Trump free. I think I’m good here.
Many detention centers are privately owned. So it is also a means to steal money from taxpayers by illegally detaining our neighbors.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Private Prison Companies’ Enormous Windfall: Who Stands to Gain as ICE Expands
For years private prison companies have been an important partner for ICE as the government carries out its immigration agenda.
www.brennancenter.org
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Many detention centers are privately owned. So it is also a means to steal money from taxpayers by illegally detaining our neighbors.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Who would have thought that this would be the outcome? After all, when has catering exclusively to a cesspool of cynical opportunists, malignant goons, empty headed bigots, and self dealing crooks ever turned out poorly?
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Who would have thought that this would be the outcome? After all, when has catering exclusively to a cesspool of cynical opportunists, malignant goons, empty headed bigots, and self dealing crooks ever turned out poorly?
Here’s an idea for him and his coach: don’t be a fucking pig. Problem solved.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Here’s an idea for him and his coach: don’t be a fucking pig. Problem solved.
It is truly pathetic these bozos in Congress are so much more interested in social media clout and clicks than actually helping their constituents. It feels like all of these fools failed to get on “Survivor” and figured Congress is the next best thing.
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is truly pathetic these bozos in Congress are so much more interested in social media clout and clicks than actually helping their constituents. It feels like all of these fools failed to get on “Survivor” and figured Congress is the next best thing.
Serious question: when was the last time you looked (or received) a pay stub? 8-12% is often less than the monthly health insurance premium, particularly for those in lower paying jobs.
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Serious question: when was the last time you looked (or received) a pay stub? 8-12% is often less than the monthly health insurance premium, particularly for those in lower paying jobs.
This bejeweled, entitled, princeling could not define irony better if Grok plagiarized Mark Twain, Jonathon Swift, and Webster’s and crapped it down his throat.
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This bejeweled, entitled, princeling could not define irony better if Grok plagiarized Mark Twain, Jonathon Swift, and Webster’s and crapped it down his throat.
Important note: Mike Johnson, being devoid of principles or standards, cannot physically be disgusted by anything. Therefore, unlike Boehner, he cannot quit in disgust.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Important note: Mike Johnson, being devoid of principles or standards, cannot physically be disgusted by anything. Therefore, unlike Boehner, he cannot quit in disgust.
He’s not JUST making it up.
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He’s not JUST making it up.
Just over 37 months to go.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just over 37 months to go.
No way no how. Abolish ICE.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
No way no how. Abolish ICE.
Are you posting this from an Italian prison?
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Are you posting this from an Italian prison?
He’s needs to stay out of prison or The Hague somehow.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He’s needs to stay out of prison or The Hague somehow.
This sycophantic, servile, hypocritical, sack of month old room temperature off brand mayonnaise was on vacation for nearly two months while his constituents went hungry. And he’s the one who’s feeling overwhelmed? Cry me a river, Mikey.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This sycophantic, servile, hypocritical, sack of month old room temperature off brand mayonnaise was on vacation for nearly two months while his constituents went hungry. And he’s the one who’s feeling overwhelmed? Cry me a river, Mikey.
I got 45 seconds before shouting. The obtuse, lying dope starts out with a BS statement about “no one knows if it’s England Britain, or the UK”. Yes we do you shit eating schoolboy.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I got 45 seconds before shouting. The obtuse, lying dope starts out with a BS statement about “no one knows if it’s England Britain, or the UK”. Yes we do you shit eating schoolboy.