Shael Risman
@shaelster.bsky.social
Unapologetically Canadian.
No I don't know what that means.
Sorry.
No I don't know what that means.
Sorry.
My Apple watch has told me 4 times in the last two days that I seem to have fallen and now I'm concerned that I missed something.
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My Apple watch has told me 4 times in the last two days that I seem to have fallen and now I'm concerned that I missed something.
While we are changing the names of geographical shit for no reason, may I humbly suggest the United Cesspools of America.
March 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
While we are changing the names of geographical shit for no reason, may I humbly suggest the United Cesspools of America.
The Ontario/Canadian governments can control tariffs, but it is WE THE CANADIAN CONSUMERS that control this US boycott - not Doug Ford or even Mark Carney. Not any politician or party - just you and me.
Tighten your belt, elbows up, and keep BUYING CANADIAN.
Tighten your belt, elbows up, and keep BUYING CANADIAN.
March 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Ontario/Canadian governments can control tariffs, but it is WE THE CANADIAN CONSUMERS that control this US boycott - not Doug Ford or even Mark Carney. Not any politician or party - just you and me.
Tighten your belt, elbows up, and keep BUYING CANADIAN.
Tighten your belt, elbows up, and keep BUYING CANADIAN.
Billy Joel cancelled his tour. But I'm not bitter.
He's just a short bald bearded Jewish alte kaker on a piano bench for chrissakes. If I wanted to see that I would just look in the mirror.
He's just a short bald bearded Jewish alte kaker on a piano bench for chrissakes. If I wanted to see that I would just look in the mirror.
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Billy Joel cancelled his tour. But I'm not bitter.
He's just a short bald bearded Jewish alte kaker on a piano bench for chrissakes. If I wanted to see that I would just look in the mirror.
He's just a short bald bearded Jewish alte kaker on a piano bench for chrissakes. If I wanted to see that I would just look in the mirror.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of the most vile and repugnant humans I have ever witnessed. I am hoping for some good ole fire and brimstone karma to cause her a great deal of physical and emotional pain. She is a festering, face-punched, two-bit Tonya Harding and she could not be worse.
March 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of the most vile and repugnant humans I have ever witnessed. I am hoping for some good ole fire and brimstone karma to cause her a great deal of physical and emotional pain. She is a festering, face-punched, two-bit Tonya Harding and she could not be worse.
So yesterday at a red light there was a Tesla stopped, and two other drivers had their windows down explaining to her why she should sell it lol. It was extraordinarily Canadian.
Me? I'm gonna Canuck these up a bit and hit the Metro parking lot.
Me? I'm gonna Canuck these up a bit and hit the Metro parking lot.
March 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So yesterday at a red light there was a Tesla stopped, and two other drivers had their windows down explaining to her why she should sell it lol. It was extraordinarily Canadian.
Me? I'm gonna Canuck these up a bit and hit the Metro parking lot.
Me? I'm gonna Canuck these up a bit and hit the Metro parking lot.
Hi Red States near Canada! I'm looking at you Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, Montana, Kentucky and several more.
Canada sells you LOTS of electricity at really reasonable prices.
Karma is not pretty - better grab your flashlight.
Canada sells you LOTS of electricity at really reasonable prices.
Karma is not pretty - better grab your flashlight.
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Red States near Canada! I'm looking at you Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, Montana, Kentucky and several more.
Canada sells you LOTS of electricity at really reasonable prices.
Karma is not pretty - better grab your flashlight.
Canada sells you LOTS of electricity at really reasonable prices.
Karma is not pretty - better grab your flashlight.
The entire globe is essentially preparing for a world without America.
No matter what Pumpkin Mussolini tells you, that is not good for Americans.
No matter what Pumpkin Mussolini tells you, that is not good for Americans.
March 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The entire globe is essentially preparing for a world without America.
No matter what Pumpkin Mussolini tells you, that is not good for Americans.
No matter what Pumpkin Mussolini tells you, that is not good for Americans.
Hi Ontario. We have reliably proven once again that we are too stupid to exist, but worry not! We are certainly taking care of that issue quickly and efficiently.
February 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hi Ontario. We have reliably proven once again that we are too stupid to exist, but worry not! We are certainly taking care of that issue quickly and efficiently.
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Bezos destroying the post opinion pages is just another reminder: Conservatives think free speech is when they can say what they want and when you can say what they want.
February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bezos destroying the post opinion pages is just another reminder: Conservatives think free speech is when they can say what they want and when you can say what they want.
Hockey is still the best metaphor.
February 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hockey is still the best metaphor.
Someone ask god when the smiting is gonna start.
February 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Someone ask god when the smiting is gonna start.
<waits patiently for Poilievre to figure out a way to blame the Pearson plane crash on the Liberals>
February 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
<waits patiently for Poilievre to figure out a way to blame the Pearson plane crash on the Liberals>
I can respect your right to practice your religion without an ounce of respect for it. It's not difficult. You can actually get pretty good at it if you practice as much as I do.
February 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I can respect your right to practice your religion without an ounce of respect for it. It's not difficult. You can actually get pretty good at it if you practice as much as I do.
Happy 60th you glorious old flag. You mean more today than ever before. Shine On!
February 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy 60th you glorious old flag. You mean more today than ever before. Shine On!
Make your expectations more reasonable guys. There isn't a man I know who, if the roles were reversed, would shave their legs in the winter.
February 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Make your expectations more reasonable guys. There isn't a man I know who, if the roles were reversed, would shave their legs in the winter.
Well I just euthanized my spirit animal.
February 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Well I just euthanized my spirit animal.
Watching Netanyahu smirk and shove his head up Trump’s ass should have all Jews questioning whatever we used to believe was right and just.
Jews Voting for Our Own Worst Interests
Watching Netanyahu smirk and shove his head up Trump’s ass should have all Jews questioning whatever we used to believe was right and just.
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February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Watching Netanyahu smirk and shove his head up Trump’s ass should have all Jews questioning whatever we used to believe was right and just.
There's gonna be a LOOOOONG line at the gallows during the next Nuremberg Trials.
February 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There's gonna be a LOOOOONG line at the gallows during the next Nuremberg Trials.
Canadians condescendingly describing to Americans how border security actually works.
The first ever recorded example of CAN-SPLAINING.
The first ever recorded example of CAN-SPLAINING.
February 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Canadians condescendingly describing to Americans how border security actually works.
The first ever recorded example of CAN-SPLAINING.
The first ever recorded example of CAN-SPLAINING.
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To every doomer replying to this with some version of "we can't completely disconnect from the US so why even do anything," kindly fuck all the way off.
You're why politicians get away with doing nothing in the face of looming threats, because you expect nothing from them.
"It's too hard!" Wahwahwah
You're why politicians get away with doing nothing in the face of looming threats, because you expect nothing from them.
"It's too hard!" Wahwahwah
February 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To every doomer replying to this with some version of "we can't completely disconnect from the US so why even do anything," kindly fuck all the way off.
You're why politicians get away with doing nothing in the face of looming threats, because you expect nothing from them.
"It's too hard!" Wahwahwah
You're why politicians get away with doing nothing in the face of looming threats, because you expect nothing from them.
"It's too hard!" Wahwahwah
Reposted by Shael Risman
I don't think Canadian politicians fully grasp how quickly we need to disconnect our economy from the US as much as is humanly possible.
Not just because their demented pervert president is trying to invade us, but because their other demented pervert president is trying to crash their own economy.
Not just because their demented pervert president is trying to invade us, but because their other demented pervert president is trying to crash their own economy.
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't think Canadian politicians fully grasp how quickly we need to disconnect our economy from the US as much as is humanly possible.
Not just because their demented pervert president is trying to invade us, but because their other demented pervert president is trying to crash their own economy.
Not just because their demented pervert president is trying to invade us, but because their other demented pervert president is trying to crash their own economy.
"I think with <The Orange Rapist Felon Predator> it’s SO important that he looks like he won something. I mean this isn’t gunboat diplomacy, it’s more like Al Capone in his Syphilitic period trying to do a shakedown.”
- Charlie Angus, Canadian MP
Never forget how hilarious we are America.
- Charlie Angus, Canadian MP
Never forget how hilarious we are America.
February 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"I think with <The Orange Rapist Felon Predator> it’s SO important that he looks like he won something. I mean this isn’t gunboat diplomacy, it’s more like Al Capone in his Syphilitic period trying to do a shakedown.”
- Charlie Angus, Canadian MP
Never forget how hilarious we are America.
- Charlie Angus, Canadian MP
Never forget how hilarious we are America.
If you thought Canadians were funny before, check out all the tariff jokes coming out today lol.
We have a surplus of memes in our country now - would you like to buy some?
We have a surplus of memes in our country now - would you like to buy some?
February 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you thought Canadians were funny before, check out all the tariff jokes coming out today lol.
We have a surplus of memes in our country now - would you like to buy some?
We have a surplus of memes in our country now - would you like to buy some?