Shady
@shadyshepherd.bsky.social
Mechanical Engineer by day sandbox landscaper by night.
Would you like to talk about Dinosaurs?
30y going on 3. Hope to post more here and get things moved over soon.
Would you like to talk about Dinosaurs?
30y going on 3. Hope to post more here and get things moved over soon.
What's in the boxes you might ask? Oh I think you know...
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What's in the boxes you might ask? Oh I think you know...
Alrightly kiddos, how do you store your diapers in a drawer? Standing up or on the side? I'm trying to make a layout for a new changing table and I have some height requirement issues I have to keep in mind, i want to make it low enough to slide under the crib. (Low ceilings and small floor space).
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Alrightly kiddos, how do you store your diapers in a drawer? Standing up or on the side? I'm trying to make a layout for a new changing table and I have some height requirement issues I have to keep in mind, i want to make it low enough to slide under the crib. (Low ceilings and small floor space).
Merry Christmas Eve to all you good little boys and girls. I hope you put out the best cookies you think Santa would like. Oh your daddy isn't putting out the milk but rather a adult drink, im sure Santa will like it. It's time to change into your fresh diaper and get ready for bed, yup at 8pm.
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Merry Christmas Eve to all you good little boys and girls. I hope you put out the best cookies you think Santa would like. Oh your daddy isn't putting out the milk but rather a adult drink, im sure Santa will like it. It's time to change into your fresh diaper and get ready for bed, yup at 8pm.
The Rugrats perspective is making me cubby.
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Rugrats perspective is making me cubby.
Don't answer Teams messages while high! You may blurt out you are just a big baby!
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Don't answer Teams messages while high! You may blurt out you are just a big baby!
Ugh work consumes me these days. It's like I blink and it's already dark outside and nothing outside of work got done. I forgot to schedule my car to be serviced again and I forgot to do something else important that I can no longer remember. I need to take some time off and get back some Me time.
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ugh work consumes me these days. It's like I blink and it's already dark outside and nothing outside of work got done. I forgot to schedule my car to be serviced again and I forgot to do something else important that I can no longer remember. I need to take some time off and get back some Me time.
You always have to suppress the urge to finger paint during this last touch up step.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You always have to suppress the urge to finger paint during this last touch up step.
Game night! What shall we play tonight on steam. World of warships or trucking simulator?
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Game night! What shall we play tonight on steam. World of warships or trucking simulator?
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I woke up in a great mood! diaper soggy, buzzied immediately, paci still in my mouth, went to unsnap my onesie and saw those stupid caterpillars 😡😡😡
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I woke up in a great mood! diaper soggy, buzzied immediately, paci still in my mouth, went to unsnap my onesie and saw those stupid caterpillars 😡😡😡
When the babysitters start singing about your locked up little nub and your too huffy to respond or fight it.
open.spotify.com/track/4cEy2I...
open.spotify.com/track/4cEy2I...
One Small Thing
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When the babysitters start singing about your locked up little nub and your too huffy to respond or fight it.
open.spotify.com/track/4cEy2I...
open.spotify.com/track/4cEy2I...
Yah know the first time I did this pattern it turned out great. Now that i'm actually trying this is difficult. But hey it's all coming together. Next is floor, trim, a door and then crib.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yah know the first time I did this pattern it turned out great. Now that i'm actually trying this is difficult. But hey it's all coming together. Next is floor, trim, a door and then crib.
Work from home days feel so good when. You get to sit in your nice warm night diaper. Untill your partner gets up early to pre-wet a fresh diaper for you but alas it is cold and swollen. This is gonna be hard to focus during my meetings today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Work from home days feel so good when. You get to sit in your nice warm night diaper. Untill your partner gets up early to pre-wet a fresh diaper for you but alas it is cold and swollen. This is gonna be hard to focus during my meetings today.
With winter right around the corner I can't wait to wear more often under the cover of my overalls.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
With winter right around the corner I can't wait to wear more often under the cover of my overalls.
With it getting darker outside earlier, no one will notice your diaper peaking out while you take out the trash can. Beside you know exactly why the trash can is so full this week, stinky little puppy. 😘
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
With it getting darker outside earlier, no one will notice your diaper peaking out while you take out the trash can. Beside you know exactly why the trash can is so full this week, stinky little puppy. 😘
Washer broke at home so I'm here at the laundromat watching my training pants tumble in the dryer. Welp I'm getting my load of embarrassment for the day.
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Washer broke at home so I'm here at the laundromat watching my training pants tumble in the dryer. Welp I'm getting my load of embarrassment for the day.
"Come on over here little one and let's make mushy messes" - Sirens of the night.
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"Come on over here little one and let's make mushy messes" - Sirens of the night.
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An old story, but I'll tell it again:
A furry I know brings his plushies with him when traveling. While boarding a plane, a businessman saw him.
Businessman: *sneers and scoffs* "You look silly."
Furry: "You look unhappy."
Mr. Businessman didn't say anything else for the rest of the flight.
A furry I know brings his plushies with him when traveling. While boarding a plane, a businessman saw him.
Businessman: *sneers and scoffs* "You look silly."
Furry: "You look unhappy."
Mr. Businessman didn't say anything else for the rest of the flight.
Fuck off into the sun. My world is full of people who dress up like animals and ironically they're 100x better humans than the tie-wearing fucks at the Economist
September 5, 2024 at 5:10 PM
An old story, but I'll tell it again:
A furry I know brings his plushies with him when traveling. While boarding a plane, a businessman saw him.
Businessman: *sneers and scoffs* "You look silly."
Furry: "You look unhappy."
Mr. Businessman didn't say anything else for the rest of the flight.
A furry I know brings his plushies with him when traveling. While boarding a plane, a businessman saw him.
Businessman: *sneers and scoffs* "You look silly."
Furry: "You look unhappy."
Mr. Businessman didn't say anything else for the rest of the flight.
I have died and gone to heaven.
October 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I have died and gone to heaven.
What, no I totally don't need a change yet we gotta go get breakfast with Chip and Dale!
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What, no I totally don't need a change yet we gotta go get breakfast with Chip and Dale!
AR zone could mean something different than just Augmented reality, it could also be Age Regression. Read the fine print if it's not too late.
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
AR zone could mean something different than just Augmented reality, it could also be Age Regression. Read the fine print if it's not too late.
Diapered at Disney World! Mark that off my bucket list. And I didn't leak at all.....that was just rain.
October 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Diapered at Disney World! Mark that off my bucket list. And I didn't leak at all.....that was just rain.
So I'm out here working with my family at a rodeo on a side gig and making $300 cash. At first, I'm like cool I'm making some side money but then the adult in me is like this can't go for fun stuff, this is groceries for next week. Money doesn't go as far as it used to.
September 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So I'm out here working with my family at a rodeo on a side gig and making $300 cash. At first, I'm like cool I'm making some side money but then the adult in me is like this can't go for fun stuff, this is groceries for next week. Money doesn't go as far as it used to.
Why have a not hung out in a hammock more often!?
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Why have a not hung out in a hammock more often!?
Definitely overall weather
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Definitely overall weather