Amanda
shadyperfection.bsky.social
Amanda
@shadyperfection.bsky.social
Im begging my local tourism association to learn how to Bcc
February 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm at a restaurant where the only server working is currently feeding his baby and we have all just collectively decided to be quiet and sit here until he's done lol
January 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I started a dream journal to catalogue my chronic nightmares because people in my life are super fascinated with them but, after one week, I realized it looks like the diary of a serial killer lol
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My boss was supposed to be starting parental leave on the 19th but I found out this afternoon that she's already left! So I guess I'm Interim Executive Director with no crossover.
December 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM
My family has been real dinks about us making cookies this year. My aunt expected to pay us $20 for 8 dozen cookies. My uncle wants us to ship them across the country through FedEx. So our Christmas messages are starting to get spicy.
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
The joy of my life is opening my email and seeing an uncorrected proof of a book that a publisher knows I really want to read
December 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
So I'm driving to work this morning and this asshole runs a stop sign and almost cuts me off. Then they turn up the next street and I realize that asshole is my mother lmao
December 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Helping with my mom's insane Christmas village this weekend and I already want to be done lol
November 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
The sun is looking very ominous today
November 29, 2024 at 3:22 PM
My city's snow removal is too tired. Just did a drive by grading at 8pm on my street and just pushed all the snow into the side of my car. It took me 40 minutes and my parents pushing to get me out. There are at least 10 other cars on my block and several blocks around me that are stuck now. Lmao
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I'm already done with winter
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Full blizzard out this morning which makes sense because I had my window open last night and was confused when I would wake up and my face was wet
November 19, 2024 at 2:26 PM
My introductory post is to say that my city voter turnout sucks ass. I hate it here
November 14, 2024 at 3:16 AM