Forget the National Guard, we need the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service!

Dear God, Jordan adding Crystal Light to his chicken smoothie! My soul left my body. 🤢🤮🤢😨 These Denver people ain't right. #LoveIsBlind

Anyone else think that picture of Trump with the orange taken off looks like Dr. Werner Klopek from The Burbs? 🤣🫣

I'm 74 years late to the party, but that carousel scene in Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train is absolutely bonkers! 'Da fuq that old man thinkin'?!🚀🚀 Off. The. Rails. 🥁

What a load of horse shit. All of it. Anyone who isn't Scrooge McDucking it though life should be terrified right now.

When they inevitably make a movie about Alex Jones' life, I want Russell Crowe to play him. I can't think of anyone else who could go that hard and commit to that level of nuttery.

Pulling off that "first post" bandaid. I'm gunna be real: this kind of internet confuses me, but I'm tryin' to transition to less evil corners, so here I am.