Able Roehrich
@shadowjester.bsky.social
I know less than nothing
"Vincent Adultman, and I am a leading expert in shop store. Fork lift certified."
September 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"Vincent Adultman, and I am a leading expert in shop store. Fork lift certified."
"Please Vincent Business? I could never be him. He's best at business."
September 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"Please Vincent Business? I could never be him. He's best at business."
New business card
[ Vincent Adultman, Owner of business industry. Fork lift certified. Accredited by Norm Al Hughman construction. In partnership with Nota Nec Romancer ]
[ Vincent Adultman, Owner of business industry. Fork lift certified. Accredited by Norm Al Hughman construction. In partnership with Nota Nec Romancer ]
September 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
New business card
[ Vincent Adultman, Owner of business industry. Fork lift certified. Accredited by Norm Al Hughman construction. In partnership with Nota Nec Romancer ]
[ Vincent Adultman, Owner of business industry. Fork lift certified. Accredited by Norm Al Hughman construction. In partnership with Nota Nec Romancer ]
"Oh don't you worry! This is gonna be a blast!" He emphasized blast perhaps too much. He opened his rip and started craming fireworks into it before insisting that Virgil follow him in. "Farmer Dixon isn't gonna win this year!"
"Tell me about them." They've already got a bag ready, for the things they'll end up getting there.
Able rushes up to Virgil and places his hands on either of Virgil's shoulders. His eyes awash with insanity, "Yes .... We have things to interrupt."
August 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Oh don't you worry! This is gonna be a blast!" He emphasized blast perhaps too much. He opened his rip and started craming fireworks into it before insisting that Virgil follow him in. "Farmer Dixon isn't gonna win this year!"
Able rushes up to Virgil and places his hands on either of Virgil's shoulders. His eyes awash with insanity, "Yes .... We have things to interrupt."
"Want me to come along?"
Able is slav squatting with prayer hands pressed to his lips. Eyes awash with unbridled joy, a pile of unexploded fireworks lay before in. "I'm going to the county fair...."
August 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Able rushes up to Virgil and places his hands on either of Virgil's shoulders. His eyes awash with insanity, "Yes .... We have things to interrupt."
Able is slav squatting with prayer hands pressed to his lips. Eyes awash with unbridled joy, a pile of unexploded fireworks lay before in. "I'm going to the county fair...."
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Able is slav squatting with prayer hands pressed to his lips. Eyes awash with unbridled joy, a pile of unexploded fireworks lay before in. "I'm going to the county fair...."
"I subletted a place there for a price of a VCR. Good people though."
August 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"I subletted a place there for a price of a VCR. Good people though."
"Oh! So she can lift you up on her shoulders but when I try you call me slurs!"
August 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Oh! So she can lift you up on her shoulders but when I try you call me slurs!"
"okay fine you drive! But I'm picking the car." Able picks up his phone, "Hello is this 1-800-Givemeacarwithnoquestionsasked? What do you mean that's not a real place?"
August 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"okay fine you drive! But I'm picking the car." Able picks up his phone, "Hello is this 1-800-Givemeacarwithnoquestionsasked? What do you mean that's not a real place?"
"Oh come on! When have you ever died because of my driving?!"
August 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Oh come on! When have you ever died because of my driving?!"
"Way ahead of you Harley! I was thinking I could just rip us there BUT what if.... ROADTRIP! .... And ocean trip!"
August 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Way ahead of you Harley! I was thinking I could just rip us there BUT what if.... ROADTRIP! .... And ocean trip!"
"IT NEEDS SO MANY LASERS!!!!!!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"IT NEEDS SO MANY LASERS!!!!!!"
"Holy shit throwing rocks at churches works!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Holy shit throwing rocks at churches works!"
Able doesn't know how to contact a paladin so he just starts throwing rocks at churches, "Come out you cowards! Make us a metal exoskeleton for Harleys bonezilla!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Able doesn't know how to contact a paladin so he just starts throwing rocks at churches, "Come out you cowards! Make us a metal exoskeleton for Harleys bonezilla!"
"OH MY GOD YES MAKE THE BONEZILLA AND COVER IT WITH METAL IT'S BRILLIANT! YES LETS HARASS THAT DORK ASS PALADIN!" He does not who that is but he's excited
August 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"OH MY GOD YES MAKE THE BONEZILLA AND COVER IT WITH METAL IT'S BRILLIANT! YES LETS HARASS THAT DORK ASS PALADIN!" He does not who that is but he's excited
"Yes.... YES.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEES! We'll be perfectly immune to international courts if you say 'oppsie my bad, I can't control the bonezilla!' it's a bullet proof defense! THEN WE CAN USE ALL THAT METAL FROM THE BAD TOWER FOR OUR ACTIVITIES!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Yes.... YES.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEES! We'll be perfectly immune to international courts if you say 'oppsie my bad, I can't control the bonezilla!' it's a bullet proof defense! THEN WE CAN USE ALL THAT METAL FROM THE BAD TOWER FOR OUR ACTIVITIES!"
"They're gonna shit their pants so bad when they see your bonezilla made of their dead plague relatives. They're gonna hate it!" He's excited, "They're gonna be like no stop our old bones! But you're not going to stop."
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"They're gonna shit their pants so bad when they see your bonezilla made of their dead plague relatives. They're gonna hate it!" He's excited, "They're gonna be like no stop our old bones! But you're not going to stop."
"exactly, one giant skeleton made of skeletons." He squints, "... A French skeleton... With a mustache." He's day dreaming, "hon hon oui oui baguette bad tower." He's mumbling this with a stereotypical French accent.
August 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"exactly, one giant skeleton made of skeletons." He squints, "... A French skeleton... With a mustache." He's day dreaming, "hon hon oui oui baguette bad tower." He's mumbling this with a stereotypical French accent.
"However just mentioning combining the Baltics has actually kicked off a proxy war so I'm maybe back to the drawing board on that one. OH WHAT IF WE HAVE GEORGIA TO GEORGIA!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"However just mentioning combining the Baltics has actually kicked off a proxy war so I'm maybe back to the drawing board on that one. OH WHAT IF WE HAVE GEORGIA TO GEORGIA!"
"No we're moving those bones you don't have to worry Harley."
August 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"No we're moving those bones you don't have to worry Harley."
"Next up one big Dakota. A single Carolina... I'll deal with Florida just give me a minute!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Next up one big Dakota. A single Carolina... I'll deal with Florida just give me a minute!"
"I'll also be subtracting and combining many land masses and countries. I'll start by combining all these Baltic states. That's never went poorly ever. I'm getting rid of Paris, the rest of France is on thin ice."
August 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"I'll also be subtracting and combining many land masses and countries. I'll start by combining all these Baltic states. That's never went poorly ever. I'm getting rid of Paris, the rest of France is on thin ice."
And what's on the agenda for Able today? He's starting to draw maps. "The old cartographers are punk bitch cowards and I will be better than all of them combined. I'll make a better globe with more continents."
August 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
And what's on the agenda for Able today? He's starting to draw maps. "The old cartographers are punk bitch cowards and I will be better than all of them combined. I'll make a better globe with more continents."
"Harley..... I think you're right, I have to attack that skeleton with my hands."
August 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Harley..... I think you're right, I have to attack that skeleton with my hands."
"It makes bones strong! I keep it in the fridge right next to my jug of bone hurting juice. Someone ran off with my milk though!"
August 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"It makes bones strong! I keep it in the fridge right next to my jug of bone hurting juice. Someone ran off with my milk though!"