ShadowGophr
@shadowgophr.bsky.social
The kind of resignation that comes with a boot print in the seat of the pants
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The kind of resignation that comes with a boot print in the seat of the pants
No, recycling creates something useful.
This is landfill.
This is landfill.
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
No, recycling creates something useful.
This is landfill.
This is landfill.
Are we finally going to find which school this other Brexit goes to?
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Are we finally going to find which school this other Brexit goes to?
"It's hard to express in words my gratitude"
Hm, would those words be: "Covid is over. You want a pay rise? Get stuffed, you're all workshy scroungers"
I remember it being something like that...?
Hm, would those words be: "Covid is over. You want a pay rise? Get stuffed, you're all workshy scroungers"
I remember it being something like that...?
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"It's hard to express in words my gratitude"
Hm, would those words be: "Covid is over. You want a pay rise? Get stuffed, you're all workshy scroungers"
I remember it being something like that...?
Hm, would those words be: "Covid is over. You want a pay rise? Get stuffed, you're all workshy scroungers"
I remember it being something like that...?
Diversity IS our strength. It's how we built the empire that he and his ilk get a hard on for.
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Diversity IS our strength. It's how we built the empire that he and his ilk get a hard on for.
A. Why should your children inherit a business? Why not give it to your employees that do the real work?
B. If inheritance tax "puts your business at risk" then it's a pretty shit business.
C. Fuck off you Brexit-supporting-then-sod-off-abroad overpriced tat peddling wanker.
Happy new year
B. If inheritance tax "puts your business at risk" then it's a pretty shit business.
C. Fuck off you Brexit-supporting-then-sod-off-abroad overpriced tat peddling wanker.
Happy new year
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A. Why should your children inherit a business? Why not give it to your employees that do the real work?
B. If inheritance tax "puts your business at risk" then it's a pretty shit business.
C. Fuck off you Brexit-supporting-then-sod-off-abroad overpriced tat peddling wanker.
Happy new year
B. If inheritance tax "puts your business at risk" then it's a pretty shit business.
C. Fuck off you Brexit-supporting-then-sod-off-abroad overpriced tat peddling wanker.
Happy new year
Oh, one more thing
Maybe a ring
Likely just some tat
Bugger this
Give it a miss
They'll have to do with that
Maybe a ring
Likely just some tat
Bugger this
Give it a miss
They'll have to do with that
December 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh, one more thing
Maybe a ring
Likely just some tat
Bugger this
Give it a miss
They'll have to do with that
Maybe a ring
Likely just some tat
Bugger this
Give it a miss
They'll have to do with that
Thank you for not going quietly.
The bullying of those that don't toe the line and appeasement of the far right and other bigots must always be called out and exposed in the light.
The bullying of those that don't toe the line and appeasement of the far right and other bigots must always be called out and exposed in the light.
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Thank you for not going quietly.
The bullying of those that don't toe the line and appeasement of the far right and other bigots must always be called out and exposed in the light.
The bullying of those that don't toe the line and appeasement of the far right and other bigots must always be called out and exposed in the light.
Got an unsolicited "vote for us" letter from them where they (after getting my name wrong, the thick twunts), proceed to espouse about their "stunning result in the Caerphilly by-election" - yeah mate, the one where you got your arses handed to you and Nigeyboy ran away like the coward he is 😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Got an unsolicited "vote for us" letter from them where they (after getting my name wrong, the thick twunts), proceed to espouse about their "stunning result in the Caerphilly by-election" - yeah mate, the one where you got your arses handed to you and Nigeyboy ran away like the coward he is 😂😂
Given this level of performance (promise A, deliver opposite of A) I'd recommend those "consernd bout imigrunts" not to vote for him*
I mean at this rate vote for Farage and next day he'll be on the beaches of France handing out boats.
*well, no one should, but hey ho
I mean at this rate vote for Farage and next day he'll be on the beaches of France handing out boats.
*well, no one should, but hey ho
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Given this level of performance (promise A, deliver opposite of A) I'd recommend those "consernd bout imigrunts" not to vote for him*
I mean at this rate vote for Farage and next day he'll be on the beaches of France handing out boats.
*well, no one should, but hey ho
I mean at this rate vote for Farage and next day he'll be on the beaches of France handing out boats.
*well, no one should, but hey ho
Thing is, change IS hard.
The problem Nige, is the you _promised_ it was easy.
Just like Brexit. When they say now "oh of course it will take a generation of pain at least" but sold it as unicorns on day one.
The problem Nige, is the you _promised_ it was easy.
Just like Brexit. When they say now "oh of course it will take a generation of pain at least" but sold it as unicorns on day one.
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Thing is, change IS hard.
The problem Nige, is the you _promised_ it was easy.
Just like Brexit. When they say now "oh of course it will take a generation of pain at least" but sold it as unicorns on day one.
The problem Nige, is the you _promised_ it was easy.
Just like Brexit. When they say now "oh of course it will take a generation of pain at least" but sold it as unicorns on day one.
Yes. The man that failed to turn up to his job as an MEP on fisheries (whilst still taking salary) and on the occasion he did turn up at all he used the occasion to insult and stick fingers up to the rest of the EU.
Yes I totally believe they wouldn't laugh him out of the room.
I pity the rubes.
Yes I totally believe they wouldn't laugh him out of the room.
I pity the rubes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Yes. The man that failed to turn up to his job as an MEP on fisheries (whilst still taking salary) and on the occasion he did turn up at all he used the occasion to insult and stick fingers up to the rest of the EU.
Yes I totally believe they wouldn't laugh him out of the room.
I pity the rubes.
Yes I totally believe they wouldn't laugh him out of the room.
I pity the rubes.
Do empty cardboard boxes that I'm totally going to use one day honest so I can't throw them out count?
September 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Do empty cardboard boxes that I'm totally going to use one day honest so I can't throw them out count?
Thanks for the talk! Great explanation 👍
August 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Thanks for the talk! Great explanation 👍
So he's the Hunter? As in Hunter Biden?
So he's admitting he's a corrupt troubled drug addict with a questionable browser history who should be in jail?
Interesting... 🤔
So he's admitting he's a corrupt troubled drug addict with a questionable browser history who should be in jail?
Interesting... 🤔
July 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So he's the Hunter? As in Hunter Biden?
So he's admitting he's a corrupt troubled drug addict with a questionable browser history who should be in jail?
Interesting... 🤔
So he's admitting he's a corrupt troubled drug addict with a questionable browser history who should be in jail?
Interesting... 🤔
Welcome to our shores!
Whereabouts are you visiting?
Whereabouts are you visiting?
July 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Welcome to our shores!
Whereabouts are you visiting?
Whereabouts are you visiting?
Farage: "Australia is wonderful. They get to choose who comes in. Sovereignty!"
Also Farage: "How dare they choose who they let in!"
The clown show continues.
Also Farage: "How dare they choose who they let in!"
The clown show continues.
July 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Farage: "Australia is wonderful. They get to choose who comes in. Sovereignty!"
Also Farage: "How dare they choose who they let in!"
The clown show continues.
Also Farage: "How dare they choose who they let in!"
The clown show continues.
Yes you did Nige. You voted for the British government to be able to make deals with whomever it wanted.
So it did.
You don't get to cry now "but I didn't mean _them_!"
So it did.
You don't get to cry now "but I didn't mean _them_!"
July 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yes you did Nige. You voted for the British government to be able to make deals with whomever it wanted.
So it did.
You don't get to cry now "but I didn't mean _them_!"
So it did.
You don't get to cry now "but I didn't mean _them_!"
"... the Telegraph understands". Well there's an oxymoron right there.
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"... the Telegraph understands". Well there's an oxymoron right there.
Tbf even if you are racist, still don't vote for them.
They don't actually care about you or your views and values.
They just want to grift you.
They don't actually care about you or your views and values.
They just want to grift you.
May 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tbf even if you are racist, still don't vote for them.
They don't actually care about you or your views and values.
They just want to grift you.
They don't actually care about you or your views and values.
They just want to grift you.
It's going to be delicious watching the desperate backpedalling and cope from the usual suspects trying to square the "Starmer bad / but Donold loves Starmer" circle.
February 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It's going to be delicious watching the desperate backpedalling and cope from the usual suspects trying to square the "Starmer bad / but Donold loves Starmer" circle.
As the saying goes: "You can't spell 'heartless' without 'HR'"
December 5, 2024 at 9:42 PM
As the saying goes: "You can't spell 'heartless' without 'HR'"
Heard "Wallacegate" and for a moment was worried it was another Wrong Trousers incident.
December 2, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Heard "Wallacegate" and for a moment was worried it was another Wrong Trousers incident.