shadow demon
@shadowdemonreal.bsky.social
pretentious diaperphile. ask me about my funny catchphrase! he/him
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if i had to choose a family member to make Uninhabitable id probably choose my grandma like sorry grandma all ur inhabitants are probably gonna die of thirst or starve before civilization is ever able to evolve lol
this winter is Sino-Muslim Winter. It's not enough to become just Chinese anymore. We're gonna have to get a lil Hui with it, we're gonna have to read the Han Kitab, it's just gotta happen.
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 AM
this winter is Sino-Muslim Winter. It's not enough to become just Chinese anymore. We're gonna have to get a lil Hui with it, we're gonna have to read the Han Kitab, it's just gotta happen.
i have Poop Privilege unfortunately..
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i have Poop Privilege unfortunately..
The Left doesn't want you to Gently Cradle your balls in Meemaw City..
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Left doesn't want you to Gently Cradle your balls in Meemaw City..
the male orgasm is fake shut up they made it up Nuh uh stop im not listeninggg
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the male orgasm is fake shut up they made it up Nuh uh stop im not listeninggg
pussies are Freaked up if you think about it.
why would God give a hole to His children? does He have another species analogous to donut holes that's just the scooped out flesh? many questions to ask..
why would God give a hole to His children? does He have another species analogous to donut holes that's just the scooped out flesh? many questions to ask..
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
pussies are Freaked up if you think about it.
why would God give a hole to His children? does He have another species analogous to donut holes that's just the scooped out flesh? many questions to ask..
why would God give a hole to His children? does He have another species analogous to donut holes that's just the scooped out flesh? many questions to ask..
do you think God stays in heaven cuz his pussy too wet, his dick too big, his balls too heavy, etc?
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
do you think God stays in heaven cuz his pussy too wet, his dick too big, his balls too heavy, etc?
do you think Mr Krabs ever just jerked off in the woods cuz there's no one around and stuff
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
do you think Mr Krabs ever just jerked off in the woods cuz there's no one around and stuff
eating a gay people and poop sandwich
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
eating a gay people and poop sandwich
I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf .
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf .
spam @God with the hashtag #BringHimBack to MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD.
Charlie Kirk deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
Charlie Kirk deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
spam @God with the hashtag #BringHimBack to MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD.
Hulk Hogan deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
Hulk Hogan deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
spam @God with the hashtag #BringHimBack to MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD.
Charlie Kirk deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
Charlie Kirk deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
spam @God with the hashtag #BringHimBack to MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD.
Hulk Hogan deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
Hulk Hogan deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
August 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
spam @God with the hashtag #BringHimBack to MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD.
Hulk Hogan deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
Hulk Hogan deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!
#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!
My dog: Hello, Brother. It's Me, Hulk Hogan. I'm Back.
me: *tearing up* oh my god..
my dog: Rip And Tear... Mutilate... Burn.. Rend The Flesh From Every Bone. Make This World Beautiful, Brother.
me: I will... I promise.
me: *tearing up* oh my god..
my dog: Rip And Tear... Mutilate... Burn.. Rend The Flesh From Every Bone. Make This World Beautiful, Brother.
me: I will... I promise.
August 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My dog: Hello, Brother. It's Me, Hulk Hogan. I'm Back.
me: *tearing up* oh my god..
my dog: Rip And Tear... Mutilate... Burn.. Rend The Flesh From Every Bone. Make This World Beautiful, Brother.
me: I will... I promise.
me: *tearing up* oh my god..
my dog: Rip And Tear... Mutilate... Burn.. Rend The Flesh From Every Bone. Make This World Beautiful, Brother.
me: I will... I promise.
Me: dude you're not gonna BELIEVE what my wife did to my cock last night..
friend: fuck yeah bro Lay It On Me
me: ok so-
that one friend I don't like knowing things: what was it
me: nothing. Doesn't even matter. Was stupid anyway. Life is fucking stupid.
friend: fuck yeah bro Lay It On Me
me: ok so-
that one friend I don't like knowing things: what was it
me: nothing. Doesn't even matter. Was stupid anyway. Life is fucking stupid.
August 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Me: dude you're not gonna BELIEVE what my wife did to my cock last night..
friend: fuck yeah bro Lay It On Me
me: ok so-
that one friend I don't like knowing things: what was it
me: nothing. Doesn't even matter. Was stupid anyway. Life is fucking stupid.
friend: fuck yeah bro Lay It On Me
me: ok so-
that one friend I don't like knowing things: what was it
me: nothing. Doesn't even matter. Was stupid anyway. Life is fucking stupid.
Sydney Sweeney and Jim Davis have been spotted going at it doggy style at Chili's
August 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sydney Sweeney and Jim Davis have been spotted going at it doggy style at Chili's
friend: there's only a couple weeks before we graduate high school! We gotta get Our Dicks into Some Pussies before college or Santa won't bring us any presents this year!
me: erm.. I definitely know what a pussy is but could you give me a rundown of the basics real quick,.
me: erm.. I definitely know what a pussy is but could you give me a rundown of the basics real quick,.
August 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
friend: there's only a couple weeks before we graduate high school! We gotta get Our Dicks into Some Pussies before college or Santa won't bring us any presents this year!
me: erm.. I definitely know what a pussy is but could you give me a rundown of the basics real quick,.
me: erm.. I definitely know what a pussy is but could you give me a rundown of the basics real quick,.
Shadow Demon getting fucked by The System but only the parts where he's " Gay As Hell(?) "
August 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Shadow Demon getting fucked by The System but only the parts where he's " Gay As Hell(?) "
I Fucked The Devil's Pussy On Love Island
August 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I Fucked The Devil's Pussy On Love Island
Me watching Spider-Man Far From Home: I'm starting to think this guy's diaper is further away from home than HE is!
wife: what are you watching, honey?
me: *quickly turns it off* porn
wife: what are you watching, honey?
me: *quickly turns it off* porn
August 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me watching Spider-Man Far From Home: I'm starting to think this guy's diaper is further away from home than HE is!
wife: what are you watching, honey?
me: *quickly turns it off* porn
wife: what are you watching, honey?
me: *quickly turns it off* porn
me: I AM DECOLONIZED! I AM DECOLONIZED!
voice: reach into your pocket..
me: *slowly reaches into my pocket and pulls out a rat* whatr the fuck,,,,,
voice: reach into your pocket..
me: *slowly reaches into my pocket and pulls out a rat* whatr the fuck,,,,,
April 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
me: I AM DECOLONIZED! I AM DECOLONIZED!
voice: reach into your pocket..
me: *slowly reaches into my pocket and pulls out a rat* whatr the fuck,,,,,
voice: reach into your pocket..
me: *slowly reaches into my pocket and pulls out a rat* whatr the fuck,,,,,
an edit of Elf (2003) featuring my original character "The Creamer"
April 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
an edit of Elf (2003) featuring my original character "The Creamer"
mhmm.. oh fuck yeah😩, lead that horse to water...😩 mhm.. Fuck im almost there😩... now make him drink😩.. ..,,, what do you mean you cant do it??!?
April 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
mhmm.. oh fuck yeah😩, lead that horse to water...😩 mhm.. Fuck im almost there😩... now make him drink😩.. ..,,, what do you mean you cant do it??!?
telling someone they "hate fun" and "lack whimsy" because they think the Holocaust was a bad thing
December 31, 2024 at 9:46 PM
telling someone they "hate fun" and "lack whimsy" because they think the Holocaust was a bad thing
can't believe the society we live in has such low media literacy that people literally come away from Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives thinking Guy Fieri was the good guy.
December 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
can't believe the society we live in has such low media literacy that people literally come away from Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives thinking Guy Fieri was the good guy.