Only thing incorrect here:

Tons of cattle and big hats, can confirm. Longhorns are cool and cute as fuck.

But yeah, everything else, spot on.

And, once again, could have been avoided.

I thought his presidency would be the most embarrassing historical era I lived through. I was so naive.

If only they’d prayed harder for protecting public services that could have evacuated the vulnerable areas. Instead they prayed for harming people they see as lesser.

I want the mothers of those campers show up at her office to say that shit to their faces.

I miss Space Mom.

Indeed. Can’t dunk on Doug Dimmadome of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

Norman Rockwell is Bleeding and Love is Evol have been channels of healing for me. Thanks for making those of us in dysfunctional families and relationships feel less alone. And fuck knows, we need the laughs.

Did something similar to predatory military recruiters that would come to my high schools. My test scores were always high, so they wanted me pretty bad. But this was before DADT was repealed, and I come from a very out and proud queer family. “Sorry, can’t join, WAY too gay, byyyyeeeeee!”

New hair fixes everything.

2028: For Rizzle Dizzle. It’s a Good Thing.

Cracked.com had an article talking about TJ possibly being neurotypical.

www.cracked.com/article_1955...