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DAVE is short for DAVEXANDER
abt: davexndr.carrd.co
tags: #GPOSERS - #ZEPHTAG
another one
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
world's most strained "i see."
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
oh ok
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
oh
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
this has been said 4958734059435 times but why is this YOUNG MAN still in a god damn POTATO SACK. THAT IS PRESIDENT BABY. WHERE IS HIS SUIT?
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
tbh though doing msq reminds me how much i like zeph's height scaling. it's an intentional design choice that he's tall for a miqo'te, but he's not Super Insanely tall compared to other races. its comfy.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
im actually doing 7.3
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
you will never see these two in a room with each other because, if you did, it would just be the both of them incoherently screaming and swearing at each other.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
THEY DID IN FACT TRUST ME!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
hardest decision ive ever had to fucking make in this game dude. fuck. shit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
oh!
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
ive seen some people ask so ill actually show it here, but if you do get the email you do not necessarily need to pay ASAP. you have until 11/12 to make the payment (aka 2 days, roughly). general sales start on the 14th after that.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
we did it reddit
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
weird how its been five days since squenix announced the ddos attacks returned... but they haven't actually posted any kind of update and/or recovery notification since then. lmao.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
cheesed bc dev showed me how to update legacy shaders on gear. screenshots are just from me fucking around but hehehehehehehe
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
remember that he once carried very high definition lasagna
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i cant even be mad
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
square enix has no idea what creative power they just reckoned with
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
love 2 stare at him and get hit by aoes <3
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
this is also delightful knowing it's a direct "fuck you" aimed at texas.

bsky.app/profile/erin...
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i forgot how delightful playing telltale-adjacent games was because its always a fucking gut punch when you get hit with something like this at the end of an episode LMAO
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
played "i am going to show you a cookie run design and it is your job to tell me what flavor you think this cookie is" last night
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM