Waiting to see if the big D is nay gonna come for me for copyright infringement for this pancake I poured this morning… it happened totally by accident so I suppose if it murders me it’ll have to go to arbitration instead of court.

I wanted to post something about how everything seems to be going wrong in my life, but instead I’ll say this: we can and will get through this. We must.

Gross.🤢

Respectfully: Apple this is gross and you knew what you were doing here. If your intention was to add inclusivity you’re missing the mark and didn’t have trans people in the room.

If anyone is willing and able, my good friend Oliver needs some help and gave me permission to post this here:

It’s great to be here! Here’s a picture of my very ‘active’ dog for cuteness factor!