Ofc! My little toothless goober says hi btw (he always has his tongue out because no teefs 🥹)

Person who kisses like they going for gold in a Reba impersonator contest after touching my lips for a millisecond: You’re such a good kisser!
Me:

gay Tony Stark be like Jarvis show me this guy’s balls

Me n my son

Good morning everynyan I’m back

Starting the holidays off right #sambucaespresso

Just binged planet of the apes 1 & 2 with a discord moot my skin is clear and my crops are flourishing

reminder to everyone

My pizza box princess laying w me because she’s sad that I took her pizza box away

I’m doing you one better and taking you to blasia my goat

my halloween plans this year

#mfw a European food blogger wants to get their sodden kinckerz in a twizzy talm bout how unhealthy american food is, 1st of all colonizer our shit ain’t “ Food “ it’s a USDA fortified amalgamation of #red40, #corn-syrup, and #microplastics that’s what the red white and blue stands for baby 😤🇺🇸🔥🦅🗣🔫

People always ask me “ Sterling, what is #penismusic ? “ and it’s simply too all encompassing a concept to break down in rant shorter than 4-7 business days. So I’ve created this handy chart that explains the core subgenres as a beginners guide

These in a frito pie would cure me

Me and who?