The kind of person who says, “What’s wrong with people these days” when someone goes on a sh00ting spree.

My parents are definitely disappointed in me.

Ending mail-in-voting to prevent the voting of military families, the disabled, people who can't take off work, the elderly, people hospitalized, etc. because they don't want people they're already throwing under the bus to vote.

NO KINGS

The only reason to eat turnips

Oh, no, someone smudged off part of the phone number

I mean, we already have air pollution, water pollution, radon, lead, asbestos, etc. Might as well live somewhere cute while we get poisoned. (Apologies to the naturally-occurring radon for lumping it with everything else.)

Blue states - assemble. Join Newsom and fight

I'm sure that's what every generation has said at some point as new words and phrases have been added.

That being said, I agree.

They're trying to keep it recognizable while losing the nbc. But, yeah, they probably should've dropped the old "microsoft" association, too.