Jesse Shade
@shadeybaby51590.bsky.social
Awfully Good Movie Man for JoBlo.com.
Autistic but awesome anyway.
MST3K Fan. Likes movies except bad ones. Met She-Hulk.
Pro-Choice/Common Sense.
he/him
Autistic but awesome anyway.
MST3K Fan. Likes movies except bad ones. Met She-Hulk.
Pro-Choice/Common Sense.
he/him
Tracy Chapman checking out a hot guy by the pool: "Body's too young to look like *HIS*!"
January 29, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Tracy Chapman checking out a hot guy by the pool: "Body's too young to look like *HIS*!"
Oscars prediction: all of this shame over Greta Gerwig being snubbed for Best Director will lead to her and Noah Baumbach winning for Best Adapted Screenplay. (And as someone who's also loved Baumbach since Life Aquatic and Squid & The Whale, I'm for it.) #barbie
January 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Oscars prediction: all of this shame over Greta Gerwig being snubbed for Best Director will lead to her and Noah Baumbach winning for Best Adapted Screenplay. (And as someone who's also loved Baumbach since Life Aquatic and Squid & The Whale, I'm for it.) #barbie
I started the new year right with Amazon's sale on 3 4K Blu-rays for $40, and ended up buying one of my favorite Batman movies, one of my favorite Hitchcock movies, and what is slowly becoming one of my favorite Spielberg movies.
January 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I started the new year right with Amazon's sale on 3 4K Blu-rays for $40, and ended up buying one of my favorite Batman movies, one of my favorite Hitchcock movies, and what is slowly becoming one of my favorite Spielberg movies.
Opening line of AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY:
"Somehow... Kang has disappeared. And according to what Wolverine and She-Hulk told me off-screen, he went to the Something-Or-Other Realm and is never coming back. Never. EVER. He was just a dream. A horrible, horrible dream."
"Somehow... Kang has disappeared. And according to what Wolverine and She-Hulk told me off-screen, he went to the Something-Or-Other Realm and is never coming back. Never. EVER. He was just a dream. A horrible, horrible dream."
December 19, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Opening line of AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY:
"Somehow... Kang has disappeared. And according to what Wolverine and She-Hulk told me off-screen, he went to the Something-Or-Other Realm and is never coming back. Never. EVER. He was just a dream. A horrible, horrible dream."
"Somehow... Kang has disappeared. And according to what Wolverine and She-Hulk told me off-screen, he went to the Something-Or-Other Realm and is never coming back. Never. EVER. He was just a dream. A horrible, horrible dream."
Joe Biden's statement about Henry Kissinger's death:
December 1, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Joe Biden's statement about Henry Kissinger's death:
Elon Musk's wardrobe and cocaine provided by John Belushi from the Steven Spielberg film 1941.
November 30, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Elon Musk's wardrobe and cocaine provided by John Belushi from the Steven Spielberg film 1941.
Alternate ending for KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON:
Scorsese walks up to microphone and says...
"Everything sucks.
Stop yelling.
This wasn't my decision to make."
Looks into camera. Pause.
Scorsese walks up to microphone and says...
"Everything sucks.
Stop yelling.
This wasn't my decision to make."
Looks into camera. Pause.
November 22, 2023 at 5:06 AM
Alternate ending for KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON:
Scorsese walks up to microphone and says...
"Everything sucks.
Stop yelling.
This wasn't my decision to make."
Looks into camera. Pause.
Scorsese walks up to microphone and says...
"Everything sucks.
Stop yelling.
This wasn't my decision to make."
Looks into camera. Pause.
Thank you to the Amazon delivery man who gave me my #Oppenheimer 4K disc a day early. Prepared to relive the funniest laugh riot of the summer!
November 20, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Thank you to the Amazon delivery man who gave me my #Oppenheimer 4K disc a day early. Prepared to relive the funniest laugh riot of the summer!
If you know of any AI background actors in your friends or family, check on them. They're probably taking the SAG-AFTRA news the hardest of all.
November 9, 2023 at 6:42 PM
If you know of any AI background actors in your friends or family, check on them. They're probably taking the SAG-AFTRA news the hardest of all.
Tobe Hooper's THE FUNHOUSE is a great little thriller I caught on TV the other night. I particularly adore the ending. The fat lady laughing at the escaped final girl, an inverse of the TEXAS CHAINSAW ending, her laugh slowly distorting... now that's how you end a horror flick.
November 7, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Tobe Hooper's THE FUNHOUSE is a great little thriller I caught on TV the other night. I particularly adore the ending. The fat lady laughing at the escaped final girl, an inverse of the TEXAS CHAINSAW ending, her laugh slowly distorting... now that's how you end a horror flick.
1973: Martin Scorsese, age 31, opens his first big studio movie in the same fall as THE EXORCIST.
2023: Scorsese, age 81, opens his next big studio movie in the same fall as THE EXORCIST's latest underwhelming sequel, THE EXORCIST v TAYLOR SWIFT.
He was right about cinema after all...
2023: Scorsese, age 81, opens his next big studio movie in the same fall as THE EXORCIST's latest underwhelming sequel, THE EXORCIST v TAYLOR SWIFT.
He was right about cinema after all...
October 19, 2023 at 3:16 PM
1973: Martin Scorsese, age 31, opens his first big studio movie in the same fall as THE EXORCIST.
2023: Scorsese, age 81, opens his next big studio movie in the same fall as THE EXORCIST's latest underwhelming sequel, THE EXORCIST v TAYLOR SWIFT.
He was right about cinema after all...
2023: Scorsese, age 81, opens his next big studio movie in the same fall as THE EXORCIST's latest underwhelming sequel, THE EXORCIST v TAYLOR SWIFT.
He was right about cinema after all...
Me finding out that KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON is coming to my local movie theater:
October 18, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Me finding out that KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON is coming to my local movie theater:
Wouldn't it have been awesome in OPPENHEIMER if they pulled back from the last shot of the bombs going off to reveal that it's on the same Earth from the Universal logo at the start of the movie?
October 17, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Wouldn't it have been awesome in OPPENHEIMER if they pulled back from the last shot of the bombs going off to reveal that it's on the same Earth from the Universal logo at the start of the movie?
From that THR article on the TV mess over at Marvel:
"Jessica Gao’s postproduction work on She-Hulk helped Marvel see it'd be helpful for its shows to have a creative thru-line from start to finish."
As an unashamed SHE-HULK fan, I'm feeling vindicated today.
"Jessica Gao’s postproduction work on She-Hulk helped Marvel see it'd be helpful for its shows to have a creative thru-line from start to finish."
As an unashamed SHE-HULK fan, I'm feeling vindicated today.
October 11, 2023 at 6:39 PM
From that THR article on the TV mess over at Marvel:
"Jessica Gao’s postproduction work on She-Hulk helped Marvel see it'd be helpful for its shows to have a creative thru-line from start to finish."
As an unashamed SHE-HULK fan, I'm feeling vindicated today.
"Jessica Gao’s postproduction work on She-Hulk helped Marvel see it'd be helpful for its shows to have a creative thru-line from start to finish."
As an unashamed SHE-HULK fan, I'm feeling vindicated today.
I am now greatly amused by the idea of William Friedkin's angry spirit now haunting David Gordon Green for the rest of his days after the reception to EXORCIST: BELIEVER, in the style of a wacky buddy comedy...
October 5, 2023 at 1:47 PM
I am now greatly amused by the idea of William Friedkin's angry spirit now haunting David Gordon Green for the rest of his days after the reception to EXORCIST: BELIEVER, in the style of a wacky buddy comedy...
more like THE EXORCIST...
...
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BELABOR.
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BELABOR.
October 4, 2023 at 3:55 PM
more like THE EXORCIST...
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BELABOR.
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BELABOR.
I haven't seen a man named Kevin McCarthy be this comedically humiliated since the ending of "Weird Al" Yankovic's UHF.
October 4, 2023 at 4:17 AM
I haven't seen a man named Kevin McCarthy be this comedically humiliated since the ending of "Weird Al" Yankovic's UHF.
#AwfullyGoodMovies celebrates 40 years of #SylvesterStallone's SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER sequel starring #JohnTravolta and his tightly spandexed crotch on the Broadway stage: STAYING ALIVE!
youtu.be/NdVCWY6KsPg?...
youtu.be/NdVCWY6KsPg?...
Staying Alive: Stallone's Awfully Good Sequel to Saturday Night Fever
While Sylvester Stallone’s latest sequel Expend4bles may have been a letdown for the Italian Stallion, Awfully Good Movies is putting on a headband and spand...
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October 3, 2023 at 3:08 PM
#AwfullyGoodMovies celebrates 40 years of #SylvesterStallone's SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER sequel starring #JohnTravolta and his tightly spandexed crotch on the Broadway stage: STAYING ALIVE!
youtu.be/NdVCWY6KsPg?...
youtu.be/NdVCWY6KsPg?...
I'm no Swiftie, but if Taylor Swift is gonna be in Deadpool 3, that shit will keep the MCU alive until the heat death of the universe. She could be twerking with She-Hulk and Wolverine on Tony Stark's grave while Scorsese weeps, and that shit will still crack a billion.
October 2, 2023 at 11:40 AM
I'm no Swiftie, but if Taylor Swift is gonna be in Deadpool 3, that shit will keep the MCU alive until the heat death of the universe. She could be twerking with She-Hulk and Wolverine on Tony Stark's grave while Scorsese weeps, and that shit will still crack a billion.
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September 28, 2023 at 3:48 AM
I L I K E S A N T A .
I L I K E T H E W I Z A R D O F O Z .
I L I K E T H E T I N M A N.
I L I K E T H E W I Z A R D O F O Z .
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this guy still blows monkey ass.
but congrats wga.
striking matters, voting matters, life matters, IT ALL MATTERS.
stop letting the David Zaslavs of the world telling you otherwise.
as a lifelong film fan, thanks to those who'll preserve this artform.
#WGAStrong
but congrats wga.
striking matters, voting matters, life matters, IT ALL MATTERS.
stop letting the David Zaslavs of the world telling you otherwise.
as a lifelong film fan, thanks to those who'll preserve this artform.
#WGAStrong
September 25, 2023 at 4:12 AM
this guy still blows monkey ass.
but congrats wga.
striking matters, voting matters, life matters, IT ALL MATTERS.
stop letting the David Zaslavs of the world telling you otherwise.
as a lifelong film fan, thanks to those who'll preserve this artform.
#WGAStrong
but congrats wga.
striking matters, voting matters, life matters, IT ALL MATTERS.
stop letting the David Zaslavs of the world telling you otherwise.
as a lifelong film fan, thanks to those who'll preserve this artform.
#WGAStrong
Still have half hour left of #TheaterCamp on Hulu, but as a theater graduate, this flick is the tits. Lke something I would've recorded on Comedy Central in 2000 when I was sick from school. A modern day WAITING FOR GUFFMAN that deserves its inevitable cult audience.
September 24, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Still have half hour left of #TheaterCamp on Hulu, but as a theater graduate, this flick is the tits. Lke something I would've recorded on Comedy Central in 2000 when I was sick from school. A modern day WAITING FOR GUFFMAN that deserves its inevitable cult audience.
Can my local movie theater do anything right?!? #Expend4bles
September 23, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Can my local movie theater do anything right?!? #Expend4bles
Can't help but notice the poster and trailer for EXPEND4BLES don't agree as to whether Stallone is 2nd billed or final billed.
Also, With Garcia sounds like Andy Garcia's loser folk rock brother who still sells his music on CD-Rs.
Also, With Garcia sounds like Andy Garcia's loser folk rock brother who still sells his music on CD-Rs.
September 21, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Can't help but notice the poster and trailer for EXPEND4BLES don't agree as to whether Stallone is 2nd billed or final billed.
Also, With Garcia sounds like Andy Garcia's loser folk rock brother who still sells his music on CD-Rs.
Also, With Garcia sounds like Andy Garcia's loser folk rock brother who still sells his music on CD-Rs.
I only want Marvel movies to be good so people can stop blaming them for every ill in the world. It's fine to be disenchanted with any pop culture franchise 10+ years in, but people act like THE MARVELS being a successful movie people might like is equivalent to a 2nd Trump term.
September 20, 2023 at 6:34 PM
I only want Marvel movies to be good so people can stop blaming them for every ill in the world. It's fine to be disenchanted with any pop culture franchise 10+ years in, but people act like THE MARVELS being a successful movie people might like is equivalent to a 2nd Trump term.