Jack S
@shackjock.bsky.social
I miss Iconography when they said that big-eyed white women are a dime a dozen
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I miss Iconography when they said that big-eyed white women are a dime a dozen
Hmm this is a tough decision. I'll have to eat some chips about this
September 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hmm this is a tough decision. I'll have to eat some chips about this
Orphan when he's mad at somone but asks an unrelated question: "Do you know who my father is?"
August 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Orphan when he's mad at somone but asks an unrelated question: "Do you know who my father is?"
"And the Now That's What I Call Acting award for Best Female Lead goes to-"
July 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"And the Now That's What I Call Acting award for Best Female Lead goes to-"
I love gay people. It takes 1.75 minutes for the queer wrestling crowd to chant "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"
June 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I love gay people. It takes 1.75 minutes for the queer wrestling crowd to chant "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"
It's honestly impressive how fencing is able to make sword fighting look so lame
June 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's honestly impressive how fencing is able to make sword fighting look so lame
Putting baseball games behind a paywall is the greatest betrayal of the working class since reaganomics
June 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Putting baseball games behind a paywall is the greatest betrayal of the working class since reaganomics
Tonight on Bravo, Sexy Young Singles Mingling in their Finest Fast Fashion
June 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Tonight on Bravo, Sexy Young Singles Mingling in their Finest Fast Fashion
"All these eye-level shelf liquor bottles are sooo expensive!" - Shaq, probably
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"All these eye-level shelf liquor bottles are sooo expensive!" - Shaq, probably
Southern scientists, do you replace "Conclusion" in academic papers with "I Reckon"?
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Southern scientists, do you replace "Conclusion" in academic papers with "I Reckon"?
I love that new Michael B. Jordan movie. I'm a real sinnersfile
May 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I love that new Michael B. Jordan movie. I'm a real sinnersfile
Thank god I'm securely in love and don't have to drink matcha for attention
May 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Thank god I'm securely in love and don't have to drink matcha for attention
Helpful tip: you can skip washing utensils by just microwaving them for 2 minutes
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Helpful tip: you can skip washing utensils by just microwaving them for 2 minutes
In 3 years we will erect a statue of nathan fielder at laguardia for his work saving the US airline industry
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In 3 years we will erect a statue of nathan fielder at laguardia for his work saving the US airline industry
Some of yall wanna be the anthony bourdain who dines out but not the anthony bourdain who cooks
May 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Some of yall wanna be the anthony bourdain who dines out but not the anthony bourdain who cooks
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Baseball is that girl and I love her
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Baseball is that girl and I love her
Why is it called "base"ball? They don't even operate from fortified military outposts!
April 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why is it called "base"ball? They don't even operate from fortified military outposts!
Someone should teach border collies how to play chess. They'd love that shit
April 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Someone should teach border collies how to play chess. They'd love that shit
I could never be high on life. It's literally a reality check
March 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I could never be high on life. It's literally a reality check
Do you know who you're talking to right now? I was a Kiwanis kid
March 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you know who you're talking to right now? I was a Kiwanis kid
She ye my haw til i giddy up
March 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
She ye my haw til i giddy up
They killed the duolingo owl for helping those frenchies write Emilia Perez
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They killed the duolingo owl for helping those frenchies write Emilia Perez
Grateful to be living in the time before they take the cocaine out of the churu formula
February 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Grateful to be living in the time before they take the cocaine out of the churu formula
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another argument for working remotely is I'm sitting in the office farting so bad rn
January 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
another argument for working remotely is I'm sitting in the office farting so bad rn
I like 100 gecs for the same reason I like bagpipes
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I like 100 gecs for the same reason I like bagpipes