That Hypers*xual Guy
sgtwankface.bsky.social
That Hypers*xual Guy
@sgtwankface.bsky.social
31, he/him, I'm not your toy, not selling, just vibing. Age in bio or I'll block your ass. NSFW so MDNI
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About me :

- Age in bio (so I won't have to re-do it every year yay)
- HUGE NERD. Music, movies, tv shows, video games, books, talk to me about it. Seriously.
- Horror buff
- Pls don't try to be horny in my DMs if we've never talked
- Hypersexual because of SA (yay fun)
I'm sorry to rant again but I am SO SICK of Americans being the most idiotic, self-centered, ignorant people to ever live. Y'all have the fucking Internet, learn a bit about what's existing outside of your fucking country for fuck sakes
August 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ha. Haha. 😐😐😐
August 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bonjour
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Au fait, pour tou.te.s les copaines qui arrivent ici, vous pouvez vous abonner à des listes pour bloquer des comptes automatiquement. Ici, vous avez une liste de faux comptes de SWs, comme ça vous serez pas emmerdé.e.s par des bots :) bsky.app/profile/tabo...
August 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"Her friend" took her to a bar. Fuck off.
April 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I think I need to get really high to feel better
February 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Lemme recap, so far we've had new Tremonti, Jinjer & Dream Theater, and later this year we're getting Arch Enemy, Epica, Eluveitie, Spiritbox, Lacuna Coil, Killswitch Engage, Bloodywood and Bury Tomorrow ? And that's just to MAY ??? Damn we're eating good this year ♥
February 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hey
February 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I think I never posted those, so :) Enjoy
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm not saying I'm a nerd. I'm just saying I just immediately bought the Alan Wake shirt sold for AGDQ. Because even if it's just a Night Springs shirt, it's still Alan Fucking Wake PLEASE
January 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It took some time but holy shit I am HORNY today
January 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I tend to not share a lot here about my obsessions and everything, otherwise y'all would get tired of my ass real quick
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Barely touched my second drink and I already struggle to walk straight lmaooooooo
January 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Got broken up with today so, that's great 👍
January 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm so tired of the bots in here like, holy shit it's bad
December 31, 2024 at 6:03 AM
How about you stop stalking me and you come sit on me instead ?
December 22, 2024 at 1:55 AM
God help me, I'm so fucking horny right now
December 19, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Why am I so horny today help
December 12, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I am so fucking exhausted of having to block dozens of bot accounts everyday, I thought that shit was done when I left the other place
November 27, 2024 at 6:00 PM
She told me she came in her sleep dreaming about me and I haven't been the same since
November 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
You go down just like Holy Mary, Mary on a cross 🎶
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 AM