woman kevin gates
@sgttalby.bsky.social
my uber get here in 5 and i got 4 to fuck you up
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she/they
https://www.youtube.com/@thecaremaker1001
trans
17
she/they
https://www.youtube.com/@thecaremaker1001
dude i only found out like 2 hours ago that money can be exchanged for goods and services
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
dude i only found out like 2 hours ago that money can be exchanged for goods and services
will toledo is like julian casablancas if he was a fuckin loser (endearing)
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
will toledo is like julian casablancas if he was a fuckin loser (endearing)
drinking a soda reading calvin and hobbes with elliott smith in the background, can i get any more depressed and white
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
drinking a soda reading calvin and hobbes with elliott smith in the background, can i get any more depressed and white
mortal kombat fatality where johnny cage becomes a mall santa and kills someone by making their heart grow 3 sizes too big and they explode
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
mortal kombat fatality where johnny cage becomes a mall santa and kills someone by making their heart grow 3 sizes too big and they explode
i would strike out scott pilgrim in 3 pitches. slider outside, he feels like he's drowning. curveball in the dirt of course he's chasing it. Crash And The Boys are better kill yourself. and Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born.
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i would strike out scott pilgrim in 3 pitches. slider outside, he feels like he's drowning. curveball in the dirt of course he's chasing it. Crash And The Boys are better kill yourself. and Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born.
I buzz in for 500 dollars, "the meister of burgers, burger-meister meister-burger!".
And then Ken Jennings, douchebag chin, stiffy tuxedo, ableist for hot people in wheelchairs, tells me that I am wrong because i didn't phrase it in a question. and the asshole next to me wins final jeopardy...
And then Ken Jennings, douchebag chin, stiffy tuxedo, ableist for hot people in wheelchairs, tells me that I am wrong because i didn't phrase it in a question. and the asshole next to me wins final jeopardy...
August 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I buzz in for 500 dollars, "the meister of burgers, burger-meister meister-burger!".
And then Ken Jennings, douchebag chin, stiffy tuxedo, ableist for hot people in wheelchairs, tells me that I am wrong because i didn't phrase it in a question. and the asshole next to me wins final jeopardy...
And then Ken Jennings, douchebag chin, stiffy tuxedo, ableist for hot people in wheelchairs, tells me that I am wrong because i didn't phrase it in a question. and the asshole next to me wins final jeopardy...
when the high school prom DJ dropped Kids by MGMT and Dancing Queen, back to back i collapsed from an overdose of suburbian swag, I exited the rented-out community center on a stretcher, boba in the IV bag.
August 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
when the high school prom DJ dropped Kids by MGMT and Dancing Queen, back to back i collapsed from an overdose of suburbian swag, I exited the rented-out community center on a stretcher, boba in the IV bag.
couple months ago i played my music to a bunch of my high school classmates and everyone said that it sounded like tv girl and that was the closest i came to retiring
July 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
couple months ago i played my music to a bunch of my high school classmates and everyone said that it sounded like tv girl and that was the closest i came to retiring
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, what could a titsuck do?
July 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, what could a titsuck do?
me when i know that's it's yanny and not laurel (and vice versa)
April 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
me when i know that's it's yanny and not laurel (and vice versa)
crying to M.I.A. because i don't want her to pop pop pop pop and a cha-ching and take my money
March 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
crying to M.I.A. because i don't want her to pop pop pop pop and a cha-ching and take my money
whenever something mildly annoying happens i say "harumph" and put my hands on my hips like an old hag on captain underpants
February 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
whenever something mildly annoying happens i say "harumph" and put my hands on my hips like an old hag on captain underpants
ugh my mom took away my switch, looks like cancel culture has killed me yet again
February 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ugh my mom took away my switch, looks like cancel culture has killed me yet again
Jeopardy: who was it who said "I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load"
*buzzes in* Is it Jesus Christ? Religion for 500.
*buzzes in* Is it Jesus Christ? Religion for 500.
February 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Jeopardy: who was it who said "I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load"
*buzzes in* Is it Jesus Christ? Religion for 500.
*buzzes in* Is it Jesus Christ? Religion for 500.
putting on women's clothes with "Aphex Twin Sleep Mix" in the background and then finally realizing i am one of the gays
February 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
putting on women's clothes with "Aphex Twin Sleep Mix" in the background and then finally realizing i am one of the gays
swagged out like my name was soulja girl
January 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
swagged out like my name was soulja girl
feeling empty tonight (my insides were sucked through a straw)
January 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
feeling empty tonight (my insides were sucked through a straw)
WHO HAD THE IDEA TO MAKE THE SKY BLUE AND THE TREES GREEN? I THINK THAT GUY WAS SPITTING.
BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE THE WOOD BROWN, THAT IS POOP COLOR
BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE THE WOOD BROWN, THAT IS POOP COLOR
January 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
WHO HAD THE IDEA TO MAKE THE SKY BLUE AND THE TREES GREEN? I THINK THAT GUY WAS SPITTING.
BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE THE WOOD BROWN, THAT IS POOP COLOR
BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE THE WOOD BROWN, THAT IS POOP COLOR
U said u was starving so i called up taco bell!!!!!! I put u under a spell!!! bars travis scott
December 31, 2024 at 2:53 AM
U said u was starving so i called up taco bell!!!!!! I put u under a spell!!! bars travis scott
y'all dont know about feetworld. i mean why would you
December 28, 2024 at 6:30 PM
y'all dont know about feetworld. i mean why would you
IDK if Chick-fil-a has a slogan but if they do it's probably exactly 14 words long. Just a hunch.
December 24, 2024 at 6:29 AM
IDK if Chick-fil-a has a slogan but if they do it's probably exactly 14 words long. Just a hunch.
"dude i thought you knew adam sandler was the lead singer of arctic monkeys" i say this with my thigh-highs on giddy with joy on educating the masses
December 15, 2024 at 11:49 PM
"dude i thought you knew adam sandler was the lead singer of arctic monkeys" i say this with my thigh-highs on giddy with joy on educating the masses
BLUE SKY ANIMATION: defunct 2021
BLUESKY APP: became independent 2021
welcome back guys who made ice age :)
BLUESKY APP: became independent 2021
welcome back guys who made ice age :)
December 12, 2024 at 3:28 AM
BLUE SKY ANIMATION: defunct 2021
BLUESKY APP: became independent 2021
welcome back guys who made ice age :)
BLUESKY APP: became independent 2021
welcome back guys who made ice age :)
every single thing i've ever touched is a 10/10 masterpiece and i am an untouchable goddess,,,,,,,, suck my tits ted cruz
December 2, 2024 at 11:55 PM
every single thing i've ever touched is a 10/10 masterpiece and i am an untouchable goddess,,,,,,,, suck my tits ted cruz