no, im just a cannibal

well sorry pal but ill just eat your foot, toes and all. if you dont watch out the ankle and calves go too, im hungry rn :/

i think he either uses a bar of alightly moist soap or this

its #MannCoSexUpdate

thats me? wtf this is a selfie

i often laugh nefariously like "heh heh heh" like im a scheming little goblin ready to scam, or "huh huh huh" like beauvis and fucking butthead. art is a reflection of life, and life imitates art.

its a curse we all must live with. fight on, brave warrior.

pretty sure testicles provide your body with hormones, so unfortunately the sack would have to stay, shawty

i get wigged out thinking about my heart especially. i hate thinking about how its in there, squeezing blood around. same with my intestines, i know theyre writhing eaten food around in there YUCK!!!!

but your body does that to make sure you are alive, and it feels rude of me to not appreciate that

sides i tried to think of my loads of acne scars like me growing freckles. that perspective helped a little, but i eventually just came to accept it for what it was. its acne. but thats okay.

ive had acne since i entered puberty like 15 yrs ago and i got loads of acne scars esp on my overarms and back. ive struggled w it, but i try to remember that this is just the way my body works. its just prone to pimples, and its not what determines my worth or beauty. thats subjective to begin with

why tf are ppl saying slurs and doing shitty pranks to ragebait just find the most hysteric fps lobby you can and be whimsical in front of them. theres your enraged comments. this shit is so fucking easy.

jokes aside this book is awesome, its literally packed to the brim with these amazing gnome paintings

actually there is a entire foot massage spa in every single one of the boxes so their feet currently smell like lavender oil and mint