sgtbodacular.bsky.social
@sgtbodacular.bsky.social
I can only pull off a jim carrey impression when i'm blasted on weed. This has to mean something.
February 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"beware the pipeline" this "beware the pipeline" that

actually i hire people to check for those before i engage in excavation on my property within thirty-five feet of a transmission pipeline, as per Washington State RCW 19.122.090. It's literally a non-issue for me.
February 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Silly little bee got stuck in my smoke detector 10 years ago and I freed his corpse like han solo getting freed from jabba's weird space gangster concrete trying to rip it out of the ceiling to make it stop beeping after my power went out
November 20, 2024 at 8:36 AM