Hmmm… The restaurant I went to here in the capital of Belgium got the country it’s located in wrong.

Flights are always more expensive in summer, but these prices are exceptionally high for one-way with Ryanair to Dublin. Are people in Brussels trying to escape the heatwave by travelling to more temperate shores?

Great to see the European Commission using acronyms with no explanation in their press releases. We wouldn't want the riff-raff understanding what we're talking about in our secret club.

99% off calls I receive are spam these days. I’ve stopped picking up altogether - this is from today alone!

Some pen-wielding journalist holding the European Parliament to account in the press room toilets (first with righteous indignation, then cool-headed politeness).