Given corporate personhood, is a corporation's gender assigned at first-CEO? Must every subsequent CEO uphold and reaffirm that gender?

I'm glad I bought the mask when I did, but I must get moving on the remainder of the costume.

It's past time I inquire as to the current location of drive through workers' chosen deities.

Number nine know their target audience.

Once you carve the ˚◦˚ face, they look like that within a month.

Yeah, I made mention of that in the alt text, but to my eye it isn't convincingly lock-ish. However, that's just me, and this isn't important. Please disregard.

Entirely beside the point, but: why does the top tube pass through the shopping bag's handle?

Burn the land and boil the sea,
gen-AI might spell "strawberry"

I don't want to fit in. I want to be invisible.

In a just world, Steam would have awarded you a "First Purchase Unplayed for a Decade" badge, sort of Stanley Parable-style. It's an accomplishment, and you deserve recognition.

It took me five whole purchases to reach exchanging good money for games I'll get around to playing Real Soon Now.

Also never watched "Depeche Mode: 101".

Youth Ministry

My Gap Year with the Thrill Kill Kult

Unrelated: The entire neighborhood shared one phone line. You could answer a call at home, next door, or down the street by listening for your family's ring pattern. And the weird guy around the corner could listen to everything.

Related: No school on the first day of deer season.