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@sfx96.bsky.social
Here to follow certain artists and throw the occasional commie shitfit (but like, in a cool and rhetorically convincing way).
having both robots feeding at the same time might be a little bit too much for anyone here to keep up with, honestly
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
yeah, not gonna lie -- they're hard carried by the pokemon themselves. incredibly charming cast of critters all around, i just wish there was more that could be done *with* them in most games
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
see -- as someone who doesn't get any horny impulse for sex acts, this is basically just stripping away from most of the body the part i can actually get horny for (getting fat) 😔
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
bad time for me to not have any budget for it. but I *would* be down to see the results
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
-- guy who got really turned on by Pearl being turned into the Pearl Drone in Splatoon 3 Side Order
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
...i will hear this out.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
...your background of posts prior to this one indicates this is meant to be horny, which -- i get how it IN THEORY follows from your priors, but like. have we lost the plot a little bit maybe /lh
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
this is going to have a catastrophic effect on her waistline
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
it would be a HR violation and HR already hates her ass for constantly trying to slip The Juice into her coworkers' drinks
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
you think that after enough times she would put two and two together
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it's called his government because it resembles a department of office. "DOJ the alien"
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is she intending to turn them into large men instead and just fumbling that part, or is the transforming not even at all intentional on her part?
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Does "dj the alien" do music? I know of an alien rapper named OJ, but clearly that's not who you're talking about
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Like how this could be interpreted as Zen-E either despairing at all the washing up he has to do or just getting so horny he can't move

also that jersey, fuuuuuuuck. It's billowing
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Paige is expressing concern about the tenability of this but you just *know* she's the one who buffed Ivy this hard
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
(fearful voice) f-- for what...?
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the way she basically fills in the bottom part of that shower cubicle is really appealing
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Working out so that you can tense up and take your partner consensually beating you up during sex
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
humans also struggle in the field of chasing mice
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
kobold management gameplay
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
oh i think he perhaps needs to be Extremely Gigantic
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Each new bra size is a dare
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM