I also like my current place better than the spot on the south side where we watched the last time this happened

That’s tough but fair

Look, being a Mets fan is cheaper than a serious Jewish education and has the same net impact on general optimism

I might be misunderstanding but isn’t Jesus coming back the thing you all have been on about for centuries?

Different types of vinegar. I’m honestly about to declare them all the same on ideological grounds

I honestly believe that trying to create an English-language consensus on what to call other countries using their native languages has the substantial risk of starting wars

Yes, a South American autocrat went what the British call full-kit wanker. I wish I could make things like this up.

www.si.com/extra-mustar...

The weirder thing is the ceremonial first pitch. Which was thrown out by Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. In a full uniform including baseball pants and mitt.

Here’s more on the disguise, which, like I said, was the second weirdest thing that night.

tht.fangraphs.com/tht-live/500...

It doesn’t mention the really fun part which is that Mets manager Bobby V got tossed and then came back. Like this:

Here’s the game report:

www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYN/NY...