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Alison
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ORF 18 - GSO 8 - SFO 26

Secular dream enthusiast.
Here for the values.
💜 late 90s in North Carolina & early 00s in California 🍀💜
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My six-year- old heard it!
a penguin wearing a top hat with the number 67 behind it
ALT: a penguin wearing a top hat with the number 67 behind it
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Reposted by Alison
Machine learning (umbrella term, I know) is a useful, sometimes transformative tool in the hands of trained researchers who understand how to deploy it and critically assess the results.

A chatbot is not useful in the same ways (though underlying technologies may be, in other contexts).
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
a pedophile and a nazi walk into a bar make fun of the difference of a few years in legal v illegal assault. What else is your point?

Our country voted for rapists. The age only matters to enablers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Rape isn’t funny :/
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Reposted by Alison
And in related, also can't tell a stopped garbage truck:

Clay approaching Polk, San Francisco

Clay is a one way street. The right lane is right turn only, but plenty of room to use it to get around the truck. Just need to be smarter than a robot, which most ppl are by far.

OP: reddit.myironlung42
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Alison
Normal guy decathlon:
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Weird that they don’t test in white neighborhoods. Send that shit to pac heights.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM