Sezneg
@sezneg.bsky.social
Husband, father, insurance professional, gremlin.
The best advice I can give anyone on splitting the bill on a date: I did that on my first date with my wife and I will never live it down. Oh if only I had paid for that sandwich. Don’t make the same error!
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The best advice I can give anyone on splitting the bill on a date: I did that on my first date with my wife and I will never live it down. Oh if only I had paid for that sandwich. Don’t make the same error!
AI chatbot: is your refrigerator running?
Helen: yes
AI chatbot: here are 2 articles on why you should go catch it
Helen: yes
AI chatbot: here are 2 articles on why you should go catch it
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
AI chatbot: is your refrigerator running?
Helen: yes
AI chatbot: here are 2 articles on why you should go catch it
Helen: yes
AI chatbot: here are 2 articles on why you should go catch it
Even when he gets flagged for holding, he’s living up to the namesake.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Even when he gets flagged for holding, he’s living up to the namesake.
Scotti along to help Jim KirK get stuck in a convenient mcguffin to help him interact with the TNG crew, before retiring and getting off to have his own mcguffin to help him interact with the TNG crew. Meanwhile Bones and Spock are like, “fuck it, we’ll just not die of old age. No mcguffin needed”
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Scotti along to help Jim KirK get stuck in a convenient mcguffin to help him interact with the TNG crew, before retiring and getting off to have his own mcguffin to help him interact with the TNG crew. Meanwhile Bones and Spock are like, “fuck it, we’ll just not die of old age. No mcguffin needed”
Judge Currie was only looking at the appointment issue, which was split off and being handled by this judge for both Comey and James.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Judge Currie was only looking at the appointment issue, which was split off and being handled by this judge for both Comey and James.
It looks like his neck is lined up offsides.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It looks like his neck is lined up offsides.
This is just an insane way to say they played Risk in the plane.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is just an insane way to say they played Risk in the plane.
“This diseased progressed and thus all human progress is bad, actually”
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“This diseased progressed and thus all human progress is bad, actually”
I for one am shocked that our non-Russian speaking rep relying entirely on translators provided by Putin has come up with the same “plan” 3 times now…
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I for one am shocked that our non-Russian speaking rep relying entirely on translators provided by Putin has come up with the same “plan” 3 times now…
This sums up every single Lane Kiffin coaching job.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This sums up every single Lane Kiffin coaching job.
“I don’t know if he will veto it” when it was unanimous in the senate and one no vote in the house lol.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“I don’t know if he will veto it” when it was unanimous in the senate and one no vote in the house lol.
I am so less mad here. Things are so much worse offline, but I am not mad here and my interactions are not driven by that.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I am so less mad here. Things are so much worse offline, but I am not mad here and my interactions are not driven by that.
She’s the worst secret lair drop yet.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
She’s the worst secret lair drop yet.
They’re stuck, like Biden was, having to explain that the rate of increase is lower. But the prices are still going up.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
They’re stuck, like Biden was, having to explain that the rate of increase is lower. But the prices are still going up.
I’ll never be convinced he wasn’t the model for Alec Baldwin’s fake “the shadow” face.
a man in a black hat with a blue visor
ALT: a man in a black hat with a blue visor
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’ll never be convinced he wasn’t the model for Alec Baldwin’s fake “the shadow” face.
A counterpoint: youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo?...
Matt Damon about Jack Nicholson
YouTube video by Crypto Shorts
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A counterpoint: youtu.be/DuXOSXyyCGo?...
Believing women should suffer sure seems to explain what I’ve observed about his marriage.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Believing women should suffer sure seems to explain what I’ve observed about his marriage.
This is an amazing Onion deep cut.
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is an amazing Onion deep cut.
I was not expecting to log into violence tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I was not expecting to log into violence tonight.
He kind of looks like Dan Bongino.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He kind of looks like Dan Bongino.
Gonna find out what percent of the masked goons are from the south real quick
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Gonna find out what percent of the masked goons are from the south real quick
I would simply not risk ticking off a man capable of unprecedented levels of hater by targeting him with shitty word play.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I would simply not risk ticking off a man capable of unprecedented levels of hater by targeting him with shitty word play.
Also, the house has to be in session for votes. And well, Johnson is just not going to bring them back until Trump tells him to do it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Also, the house has to be in session for votes. And well, Johnson is just not going to bring them back until Trump tells him to do it.