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🧚🏽Sezín Devi (Koehler)🧙🏽‍♀️
@sezindevikoehler.bsky.social
Lankan/Lithuanian USian. Pop-culture writer. “Much Ado About Keanu: A Critical Reeves Theory” from Chicago Review Press, April 2025—preorders open! Rooted and Written fellow 2024. Fae horror enthusiast. Fannibal. Queerdo. ✨She/herses✨
Welcome to the inside of my brain! ✨🤓✨ #MuchAdoAboutKeanu #CriticalReevesTheory #KeanuReeves
May 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The most thrilling 7 days of my life so far. I met Keanu Reeves and gave him a copy of my book about him. And I had my first book launch event at the iconic Green Apple Books in San Francisco. Epic! As was the replica Lucy gown from Dracula I wore. Much Ado About Keanu is officially here! a.co/d/
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Join me and a fabulous group of Bay Area writers with books on their way into the world, tonight at the San Francisco Writers Grotto! This is my first Much Ado About Keanu reading and I couldn’t be more thrilled. 1663 Mission St, 5-7pm. See you there! ✨💜✨ #muchadoaboutkeanu #criticalreevestheory
April 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What it feels like to be promoting a book I’ve been working on for four years that’s finally hitting shelves in April. ✨🥴✨ #MuchAdoAboutKeanu #CriticalReevesTheory #KeanuReeves #Apocalypse
February 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Is it too late to add my upcoming Much Ado About Keanu: A Critical Reeves Theory to the list? This is the first ever sociocultural deep dive into the one and only Keanu Reeves, from history to queer theory to philosophy, intersectional feminism and so much more. Arriving April 29th! a.co/d/eEhtyiV
February 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My Own Private Idaho (1991). This one I *do* recommend everyone watch or rewatch if it’s been a while. Stunning performances from River and Keanu. Extraordinary film, so ahead of its time. ✨🌻✨
November 22, 2024 at 11:57 PM
My all-time favorite movie: Pascal Laugier’s Martyrs. I’ve only seen it four times since it came out in 2008 and each was its own visceral, memorable event. Not for everyone though. It’s my favorite but I don’t necessarily recommend it to people.
November 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
With all the new folks on Skynet, figured a fresh intro is due. Hey y’all! I’m Sezin, author of upcoming Much Ado About Keanu: A Critical Reeves Theory, the first ever study of Keanu’s movies. Earlier this year I snapped off my elbow and now I’m a cyborg. I dress up every chance I get. And you?
November 20, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Horror movie scouting in my new East Bay town. ✨🎥✨
November 15, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Something’s afoot at the Circle K. And it’s actually my first time at one ever! ✨🤘🏽✨ #muchadoaboutkeanu #criticalreevestheory #keanureeves #billandted
November 12, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I’m not sure how this happened but I’m in the top 10 for a Fab Over 40 competition (!!!!!). If you feel like giving the beauty industry a middle finger and helping a curvy Brown woman win this thing, please throw me a vote and a share. Thanking you kindly! ✨🙏🏽✨ votefab40.com/2024/sezin-d...
November 9, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Anyone else end this week with a fresh set of stress bangs? I’ve decided to leave them grindhouse uneven to mirror the political bullshit that inspired them. ✨🤷🏽‍♀️✨
November 8, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it b&w.
November 8, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Post a picture of you, that’s not actually a picture of you.
August 3, 2024 at 12:15 AM
frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack
July 2, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Finally meeting Lestat himself not through the gazes of others and I am suddenly in love with this man I have despised all this time. Now I need a whole season just on his perspectives during seasons one and two. Sam Reid is a genius. Shame horror shows don’t get award noms because he deserves one.
July 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Reskeet your mental state
June 19, 2024 at 1:20 AM
If you see this, post a photo you took at sunset...
June 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Current selfie, cleansing the timeline. ✨🧙🏽‍♀️✨
June 10, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Y’ALL. I thought this Art the Terrifier makeup palette was an April Fool’s joke. But it’s real! Available from Hot Topic. Genius marketing. ✨🤡✨ www.hottopic.com/product/crea...
April 2, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I’m thinking of organizing an anthology of personal essays on the #JohnWick franchise. Thoughts on grief, healing, revenge, deep readings of symbols, alternative narrative readings, representation, and more are welcome. The weirder the take, the better. Anyone interested? Please spread the word.✨🐶✨
April 1, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Happy one week anniversary to the time John Cena promoted Much Ado About Keanu at the Oscars! ✨😉✨
#wishfulphotoshopping #dreamingisfree

(Preorders are actually open online or at your favorite local bookstore/library. ✨🤓✨ a.co/d/eEhtyiV)
#muchadoaboutkeanu #criticalreevestheory #keanureeves
March 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Oh Sweety! I’m so sorry. This is so unfair. We need to get some bundles of bubble wrap over there ASAP. Sending gentle hugs and so much love! Wishing and praying you get some relief soon. Xoxoxo PS Here’s a funny serious pic of Keanu a friend sent me that made me giggle. ✨💜✨
March 13, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Show Me You In Meme Form:

Three Variations on a Theme.
March 4, 2024 at 3:32 PM
@accidentgnome.bsky.social Hey Mish, how are you? I haven’t seen you on here or Insta in a while (but I’ve also been a bit absent) so I’m checking in. I miss you! Sending big love and gentle hugs. And this intriguing picture of Keanu I just found. ✨💜✨
March 2, 2024 at 1:18 PM