Cana Seydlitz
@seydlitz.bsky.social
🇩🇪 🇬🇧 Catholic pink lemonade drinker. Transfem. Final Fantasy XI enjoyer. Proverbs 14:12.
FFXI: Seydlitz @Asura
FFXI: Seydlitz @Asura
Muv-Luv Alternative
It lulls you into a false sense of security. Takeru gets another chance to go through the events of Unlimited, but with the strength and knowledge he built up during it... and then he faces the BETA for the first time.
Traumatic, yet breathtaking.
10/10
It lulls you into a false sense of security. Takeru gets another chance to go through the events of Unlimited, but with the strength and knowledge he built up during it... and then he faces the BETA for the first time.
Traumatic, yet breathtaking.
10/10
September 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Muv-Luv Alternative
It lulls you into a false sense of security. Takeru gets another chance to go through the events of Unlimited, but with the strength and knowledge he built up during it... and then he faces the BETA for the first time.
Traumatic, yet breathtaking.
10/10
It lulls you into a false sense of security. Takeru gets another chance to go through the events of Unlimited, but with the strength and knowledge he built up during it... and then he faces the BETA for the first time.
Traumatic, yet breathtaking.
10/10
Muv-Luv Unlimited
After the events of Meiya's/Sumika's route, Takeru warps into an alternate reality where aliens are ravaging Earth!
It's a much more serious story that does have some room for levity. It's "slice of life", if you count cadet training as SoL. Pretty great.
After the events of Meiya's/Sumika's route, Takeru warps into an alternate reality where aliens are ravaging Earth!
It's a much more serious story that does have some room for levity. It's "slice of life", if you count cadet training as SoL. Pretty great.
September 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Muv-Luv Unlimited
After the events of Meiya's/Sumika's route, Takeru warps into an alternate reality where aliens are ravaging Earth!
It's a much more serious story that does have some room for levity. It's "slice of life", if you count cadet training as SoL. Pretty great.
After the events of Meiya's/Sumika's route, Takeru warps into an alternate reality where aliens are ravaging Earth!
It's a much more serious story that does have some room for levity. It's "slice of life", if you count cadet training as SoL. Pretty great.
Muv-Luv Extra
A simple, kind of cliché’d romance story. Meiya’s shenanigans are by far the most interesting thing about it, and I think Sumika is written really well. Kei is my type and Miki is charming… but none of it really makes for a wholly satisfying plot. It’s fine.
6/10
A simple, kind of cliché’d romance story. Meiya’s shenanigans are by far the most interesting thing about it, and I think Sumika is written really well. Kei is my type and Miki is charming… but none of it really makes for a wholly satisfying plot. It’s fine.
6/10
September 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Muv-Luv Extra
A simple, kind of cliché’d romance story. Meiya’s shenanigans are by far the most interesting thing about it, and I think Sumika is written really well. Kei is my type and Miki is charming… but none of it really makes for a wholly satisfying plot. It’s fine.
6/10
A simple, kind of cliché’d romance story. Meiya’s shenanigans are by far the most interesting thing about it, and I think Sumika is written really well. Kei is my type and Miki is charming… but none of it really makes for a wholly satisfying plot. It’s fine.
6/10
Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger
It’s kino!
I really liked all the main characters, very charming show that’s mainly a light-hearted detective series with occasional dark episodes… and plenty of great action!
It’s kino!
I really liked all the main characters, very charming show that’s mainly a light-hearted detective series with occasional dark episodes… and plenty of great action!
September 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger
It’s kino!
I really liked all the main characters, very charming show that’s mainly a light-hearted detective series with occasional dark episodes… and plenty of great action!
It’s kino!
I really liked all the main characters, very charming show that’s mainly a light-hearted detective series with occasional dark episodes… and plenty of great action!
Fate/Hollow Ataraxia
It compounds the message of Kara no Kyoukai 5 into a more comprehensive storyline. It’s a rather lovely experience, with some of the best scenes in Type-Moon. Sadly, it could be argued its main plot is a bit short, but what’s there is great.
It compounds the message of Kara no Kyoukai 5 into a more comprehensive storyline. It’s a rather lovely experience, with some of the best scenes in Type-Moon. Sadly, it could be argued its main plot is a bit short, but what’s there is great.
September 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fate/Hollow Ataraxia
It compounds the message of Kara no Kyoukai 5 into a more comprehensive storyline. It’s a rather lovely experience, with some of the best scenes in Type-Moon. Sadly, it could be argued its main plot is a bit short, but what’s there is great.
It compounds the message of Kara no Kyoukai 5 into a more comprehensive storyline. It’s a rather lovely experience, with some of the best scenes in Type-Moon. Sadly, it could be argued its main plot is a bit short, but what’s there is great.
The best thing about it is easily Aphmau, a fairly charming character who is Aht Urghan’s Royal Puppeteer and (spoilers) secretly Empress Nashmeira.
My friend who decided to play Blue Mage probably knows more about the lore, as Blue Mages are integral to Aht Urghan’s culture.
My friend who decided to play Blue Mage probably knows more about the lore, as Blue Mages are integral to Aht Urghan’s culture.
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The best thing about it is easily Aphmau, a fairly charming character who is Aht Urghan’s Royal Puppeteer and (spoilers) secretly Empress Nashmeira.
My friend who decided to play Blue Mage probably knows more about the lore, as Blue Mages are integral to Aht Urghan’s culture.
My friend who decided to play Blue Mage probably knows more about the lore, as Blue Mages are integral to Aht Urghan’s culture.
Final Fantasy XI: Treasures of Aht Urghan
It’s got a nice Arab theme to it, and the story was easier to follow, yet less satisfying than CoP. Half the missions are “go to Naja Salaheem”, your greedy mercenary boss who puts you in comedically large debt. It’s… fine.
It’s got a nice Arab theme to it, and the story was easier to follow, yet less satisfying than CoP. Half the missions are “go to Naja Salaheem”, your greedy mercenary boss who puts you in comedically large debt. It’s… fine.
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Final Fantasy XI: Treasures of Aht Urghan
It’s got a nice Arab theme to it, and the story was easier to follow, yet less satisfying than CoP. Half the missions are “go to Naja Salaheem”, your greedy mercenary boss who puts you in comedically large debt. It’s… fine.
It’s got a nice Arab theme to it, and the story was easier to follow, yet less satisfying than CoP. Half the missions are “go to Naja Salaheem”, your greedy mercenary boss who puts you in comedically large debt. It’s… fine.
The Sword in the Stone
It’s a 1963 Disney movie about a young King Arthur… too bad it sucks! Caliburn doesn’t even appear until the last ten minutes. The vast majority of the movie is Arthur and Merlin turning into animals for some reason. At least Merlin is funny.
It’s a 1963 Disney movie about a young King Arthur… too bad it sucks! Caliburn doesn’t even appear until the last ten minutes. The vast majority of the movie is Arthur and Merlin turning into animals for some reason. At least Merlin is funny.
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The Sword in the Stone
It’s a 1963 Disney movie about a young King Arthur… too bad it sucks! Caliburn doesn’t even appear until the last ten minutes. The vast majority of the movie is Arthur and Merlin turning into animals for some reason. At least Merlin is funny.
It’s a 1963 Disney movie about a young King Arthur… too bad it sucks! Caliburn doesn’t even appear until the last ten minutes. The vast majority of the movie is Arthur and Merlin turning into animals for some reason. At least Merlin is funny.
Fate/Stay Night (100%)
None of the routes stand well on their own, and I maintain that Zero is the best story of the four. However, every route builds on the last and culminates with cathartic payoff. Its whole is untouchably beautiful, and Zero can’t compare.
None of the routes stand well on their own, and I maintain that Zero is the best story of the four. However, every route builds on the last and culminates with cathartic payoff. Its whole is untouchably beautiful, and Zero can’t compare.
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fate/Stay Night (100%)
None of the routes stand well on their own, and I maintain that Zero is the best story of the four. However, every route builds on the last and culminates with cathartic payoff. Its whole is untouchably beautiful, and Zero can’t compare.
None of the routes stand well on their own, and I maintain that Zero is the best story of the four. However, every route builds on the last and culminates with cathartic payoff. Its whole is untouchably beautiful, and Zero can’t compare.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Nicolas Cage is so fucking cool.
Nicolas Cage is so fucking cool.
September 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Nicolas Cage is so fucking cool.
Nicolas Cage is so fucking cool.
It's a beautiful sight. I hope one day I will see you again.
September 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It's a beautiful sight. I hope one day I will see you again.
NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139… (All Endings)
You’ll probably never read this, but do you remember when you told me to play Automata? When we were both excited for Replicant to release in 2021?
I finally did it, Brett. It was worth it. Thank you for being my friend.
You’ll probably never read this, but do you remember when you told me to play Automata? When we were both excited for Replicant to release in 2021?
I finally did it, Brett. It was worth it. Thank you for being my friend.
September 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139… (All Endings)
You’ll probably never read this, but do you remember when you told me to play Automata? When we were both excited for Replicant to release in 2021?
I finally did it, Brett. It was worth it. Thank you for being my friend.
You’ll probably never read this, but do you remember when you told me to play Automata? When we were both excited for Replicant to release in 2021?
I finally did it, Brett. It was worth it. Thank you for being my friend.
Undertale
It's fine. Nothing really extraordinary about it. I liked Temmie. Combat was entertaining, reminded me of Touhou.
It's fine. Nothing really extraordinary about it. I liked Temmie. Combat was entertaining, reminded me of Touhou.
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Undertale
It's fine. Nothing really extraordinary about it. I liked Temmie. Combat was entertaining, reminded me of Touhou.
It's fine. Nothing really extraordinary about it. I liked Temmie. Combat was entertaining, reminded me of Touhou.
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
The central conflict is interesting but there’s so much side nonsense that’s just functionally filler. It’s not as bad as ARR, but still mid.
The central conflict is interesting but there’s so much side nonsense that’s just functionally filler. It’s not as bad as ARR, but still mid.
September 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
The central conflict is interesting but there’s so much side nonsense that’s just functionally filler. It’s not as bad as ARR, but still mid.
The central conflict is interesting but there’s so much side nonsense that’s just functionally filler. It’s not as bad as ARR, but still mid.
Final Fantasy XI: Chains of Promathia
The conclusion to the conspiracy set forth in the original game, and the secret to the beastmen revealed.
Both this and Rise of the Zilart had rather confusing plots, but I still really enjoyed them! Prishe is best girl.
The conclusion to the conspiracy set forth in the original game, and the secret to the beastmen revealed.
Both this and Rise of the Zilart had rather confusing plots, but I still really enjoyed them! Prishe is best girl.
September 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Final Fantasy XI: Chains of Promathia
The conclusion to the conspiracy set forth in the original game, and the secret to the beastmen revealed.
Both this and Rise of the Zilart had rather confusing plots, but I still really enjoyed them! Prishe is best girl.
The conclusion to the conspiracy set forth in the original game, and the secret to the beastmen revealed.
Both this and Rise of the Zilart had rather confusing plots, but I still really enjoyed them! Prishe is best girl.
Superman (2025)
Wokeslop implies the existence of wokegem (this is wokegem)
Wokeslop implies the existence of wokegem (this is wokegem)
September 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Superman (2025)
Wokeslop implies the existence of wokegem (this is wokegem)
Wokeslop implies the existence of wokegem (this is wokegem)
Italy
Neg diffs America
Neg diffs America
September 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Italy
Neg diffs America
Neg diffs America
The Fifth Element
Surprisingly great for Summer Blockbusterslop. It’s got a little bit of everything, though doesn’t really excel in anything. I really liked the orange girl, though…!
Surprisingly great for Summer Blockbusterslop. It’s got a little bit of everything, though doesn’t really excel in anything. I really liked the orange girl, though…!
September 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Fifth Element
Surprisingly great for Summer Blockbusterslop. It’s got a little bit of everything, though doesn’t really excel in anything. I really liked the orange girl, though…!
Surprisingly great for Summer Blockbusterslop. It’s got a little bit of everything, though doesn’t really excel in anything. I really liked the orange girl, though…!
Lawrence of Arabia
A really incredible film following Lawrence of Arabia’s story during WW1. Its advanced length of 3h47m is deserved: this is an emotionally brutal film about what it really means to do “the right thing”, as our protagonist fights bravely for freedom…
A really incredible film following Lawrence of Arabia’s story during WW1. Its advanced length of 3h47m is deserved: this is an emotionally brutal film about what it really means to do “the right thing”, as our protagonist fights bravely for freedom…
September 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lawrence of Arabia
A really incredible film following Lawrence of Arabia’s story during WW1. Its advanced length of 3h47m is deserved: this is an emotionally brutal film about what it really means to do “the right thing”, as our protagonist fights bravely for freedom…
A really incredible film following Lawrence of Arabia’s story during WW1. Its advanced length of 3h47m is deserved: this is an emotionally brutal film about what it really means to do “the right thing”, as our protagonist fights bravely for freedom…
Final Fantasy X
A huge departure from previous titles, yet it feels so much like an evolution from before. While the linear story is offputting and the lack of world map is disappointing, the depth of the story and mechanics made this a fantastic experience by the second half.
A huge departure from previous titles, yet it feels so much like an evolution from before. While the linear story is offputting and the lack of world map is disappointing, the depth of the story and mechanics made this a fantastic experience by the second half.
September 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Final Fantasy X
A huge departure from previous titles, yet it feels so much like an evolution from before. While the linear story is offputting and the lack of world map is disappointing, the depth of the story and mechanics made this a fantastic experience by the second half.
A huge departure from previous titles, yet it feels so much like an evolution from before. While the linear story is offputting and the lack of world map is disappointing, the depth of the story and mechanics made this a fantastic experience by the second half.
The Stranger
Meursalt is kind of goated in his simplicity. I don’t always agree with his perceptions, but I always understand. Shame about that murder, though.
Meursalt is kind of goated in his simplicity. I don’t always agree with his perceptions, but I always understand. Shame about that murder, though.
September 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Stranger
Meursalt is kind of goated in his simplicity. I don’t always agree with his perceptions, but I always understand. Shame about that murder, though.
Meursalt is kind of goated in his simplicity. I don’t always agree with his perceptions, but I always understand. Shame about that murder, though.
Elden Ring
Far, far more polished than DS1, and an actually good game. It does have moments of major frustration and retain its “unique storytelling”, but it is a really good game that gives you a lot of freedom on how you want to play. Close to a 9/10, I think.
Far, far more polished than DS1, and an actually good game. It does have moments of major frustration and retain its “unique storytelling”, but it is a really good game that gives you a lot of freedom on how you want to play. Close to a 9/10, I think.
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Elden Ring
Far, far more polished than DS1, and an actually good game. It does have moments of major frustration and retain its “unique storytelling”, but it is a really good game that gives you a lot of freedom on how you want to play. Close to a 9/10, I think.
Far, far more polished than DS1, and an actually good game. It does have moments of major frustration and retain its “unique storytelling”, but it is a really good game that gives you a lot of freedom on how you want to play. Close to a 9/10, I think.
Dark Souls
20% immensely fun, 40% ridiculous, 40% frustrating beyond belief. There's no story to speak of and all lore is hidden behind fucking item descriptions of all things. It's just a bad fucking game.
If I had to give it a numerical rating, it would be something like 4/10
20% immensely fun, 40% ridiculous, 40% frustrating beyond belief. There's no story to speak of and all lore is hidden behind fucking item descriptions of all things. It's just a bad fucking game.
If I had to give it a numerical rating, it would be something like 4/10
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dark Souls
20% immensely fun, 40% ridiculous, 40% frustrating beyond belief. There's no story to speak of and all lore is hidden behind fucking item descriptions of all things. It's just a bad fucking game.
If I had to give it a numerical rating, it would be something like 4/10
20% immensely fun, 40% ridiculous, 40% frustrating beyond belief. There's no story to speak of and all lore is hidden behind fucking item descriptions of all things. It's just a bad fucking game.
If I had to give it a numerical rating, it would be something like 4/10
Girls’ Last Tour (Anime)
I spent way too long on this, but I really did enjoy it a lot. A post-apocalypse oriented around two young girls who don’t understand the world before. Extremely melancholic yet also immensely “cozy”. Truly immaculate vibes.
I spent way too long on this, but I really did enjoy it a lot. A post-apocalypse oriented around two young girls who don’t understand the world before. Extremely melancholic yet also immensely “cozy”. Truly immaculate vibes.
September 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Girls’ Last Tour (Anime)
I spent way too long on this, but I really did enjoy it a lot. A post-apocalypse oriented around two young girls who don’t understand the world before. Extremely melancholic yet also immensely “cozy”. Truly immaculate vibes.
I spent way too long on this, but I really did enjoy it a lot. A post-apocalypse oriented around two young girls who don’t understand the world before. Extremely melancholic yet also immensely “cozy”. Truly immaculate vibes.
Persona 3 Portable
It's okay.
It's okay.
September 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Persona 3 Portable
It's okay.
It's okay.