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lasagne is like multi-tiered cake
except its
from heaven
except its
from heaven
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
lasagne is like multi-tiered cake
except its
from heaven
except its
from heaven
on every good party theres someone trying to k themselves
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
on every good party theres someone trying to k themselves
feeling of the day:
that feeling when you just stepped in the shower but you put on the wrong playlist
that feeling when you just stepped in the shower but you put on the wrong playlist
October 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
feeling of the day:
that feeling when you just stepped in the shower but you put on the wrong playlist
that feeling when you just stepped in the shower but you put on the wrong playlist
if you are so high that seeing or smelling food already feels like tasting food, will eating food feel like tasting²
October 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
if you are so high that seeing or smelling food already feels like tasting food, will eating food feel like tasting²
there's high statisticsl correlation between multi tasking and listening well
i think
i think
October 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
there's high statisticsl correlation between multi tasking and listening well
i think
i think
downward escalators have a generator with similar functionality as electric vehicles (recharging when pulled downhill by gravity)
October 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
downward escalators have a generator with similar functionality as electric vehicles (recharging when pulled downhill by gravity)
subtitles for someone who has a very strong lisp: [whispers indistinctly]
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
subtitles for someone who has a very strong lisp: [whispers indistinctly]
i would trade every single thing in my possession to gain the ability of perfect communication.
the frustration of being misunderstood is too burdensome for me. i would trade everything i ever owned for never being misunderstood again
the frustration of being misunderstood is too burdensome for me. i would trade everything i ever owned for never being misunderstood again
September 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i would trade every single thing in my possession to gain the ability of perfect communication.
the frustration of being misunderstood is too burdensome for me. i would trade everything i ever owned for never being misunderstood again
the frustration of being misunderstood is too burdensome for me. i would trade everything i ever owned for never being misunderstood again
the older u get the more garfield u become
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the older u get the more garfield u become
eating soup with chop sticks
September 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
eating soup with chop sticks
fuck it. skirt.
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
fuck it. skirt.
depressioned so hard people started asking if i was physically unwell cause i "looked like i was sick"
September 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
depressioned so hard people started asking if i was physically unwell cause i "looked like i was sick"
someone needs to do a picnic in a moshpit
August 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
someone needs to do a picnic in a moshpit
i just said "i need to catch up on the lore of the real world" out loud
August 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i just said "i need to catch up on the lore of the real world" out loud
being so jacked that a nurse cannot take your blood pressure(cause it wont fit around your arm) must feel like a huge achievement
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
being so jacked that a nurse cannot take your blood pressure(cause it wont fit around your arm) must feel like a huge achievement
lost my laptop and broke my phone. plus my train is too late for work.
i'm not even mad anymore; that's just the point i'm at right now
i'm not even mad anymore; that's just the point i'm at right now
August 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
lost my laptop and broke my phone. plus my train is too late for work.
i'm not even mad anymore; that's just the point i'm at right now
i'm not even mad anymore; that's just the point i'm at right now
put a trash can next to your mailbox with a sign telling everyone to put advertisements in there because else you're gonna do it (which u can obviously do, even if they still put any ads in your actual mailbox)
but also they probably wont bother putting any in there after seeing it
but also they probably wont bother putting any in there after seeing it
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
put a trash can next to your mailbox with a sign telling everyone to put advertisements in there because else you're gonna do it (which u can obviously do, even if they still put any ads in your actual mailbox)
but also they probably wont bother putting any in there after seeing it
but also they probably wont bother putting any in there after seeing it
"Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair" is a great mindset for dancing.
for other things... not so much
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair" is a great mindset for dancing.
for other things... not so much
August 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair" is a great mindset for dancing.
for other things... not so much
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair" is a great mindset for dancing.
for other things... not so much
one of the most unique experiences when listening to music is the break (mostly before a drop or sum) being so silent you start thinking you have tech issues
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
one of the most unique experiences when listening to music is the break (mostly before a drop or sum) being so silent you start thinking you have tech issues
sometimes i get some type of reverse fomo or something.
i do not have fear of missing out on content. when i see any type of creative works being released the first thing that comes to my mind is that i need to get back to creating myself.
i have a deep fear of missing out on creative expression
i do not have fear of missing out on content. when i see any type of creative works being released the first thing that comes to my mind is that i need to get back to creating myself.
i have a deep fear of missing out on creative expression
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
sometimes i get some type of reverse fomo or something.
i do not have fear of missing out on content. when i see any type of creative works being released the first thing that comes to my mind is that i need to get back to creating myself.
i have a deep fear of missing out on creative expression
i do not have fear of missing out on content. when i see any type of creative works being released the first thing that comes to my mind is that i need to get back to creating myself.
i have a deep fear of missing out on creative expression
it could be easier to write rhymes in certain languages because more of the words in a language rhyme
what if there was a language that had every word ending with the same syllable? you could just be talking and everything would rhyme perfectly
what if there was a language that had every word ending with the same syllable? you could just be talking and everything would rhyme perfectly
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it could be easier to write rhymes in certain languages because more of the words in a language rhyme
what if there was a language that had every word ending with the same syllable? you could just be talking and everything would rhyme perfectly
what if there was a language that had every word ending with the same syllable? you could just be talking and everything would rhyme perfectly
Are there people who are dedicated enough to the concept
"cornflakes first; milk second"
that they empty the bowl of milk in between servings of cornflakes?
"cornflakes first; milk second"
that they empty the bowl of milk in between servings of cornflakes?
August 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Are there people who are dedicated enough to the concept
"cornflakes first; milk second"
that they empty the bowl of milk in between servings of cornflakes?
"cornflakes first; milk second"
that they empty the bowl of milk in between servings of cornflakes?