Sextual Attention 3.0
@sextualattn.bsky.social
Welcome to the darker, dirtier side of one of Jersey's thick, beardy boys. Formerly Sextual Attention on Tumblr (those were the days!) & now migrating away from the dead birb…
I went on a date last night for the first time in years…
July 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I went on a date last night for the first time in years…
I just want to win the lottery & go buy a little bungalow & go live alone away from everyone & rot in peace.
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I just want to win the lottery & go buy a little bungalow & go live alone away from everyone & rot in peace.
The way I want to fuck my boss is… unreal. Unhinged. Feral. I would worship his body & treat him like a king. I would treat him so well… how dare he have a wife!?
May 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The way I want to fuck my boss is… unreal. Unhinged. Feral. I would worship his body & treat him like a king. I would treat him so well… how dare he have a wife!?
I wanna get drunk & message him that I wish he’d been brave enough to try to love me.
May 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I wanna get drunk & message him that I wish he’d been brave enough to try to love me.
I worked 61 hours this week. I am barely holding it together. I want to lose weight, but it’s hard to get going on a diet when I can barely find time to do my laundry let alone organize myself & plan meals. Ugh.
May 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I worked 61 hours this week. I am barely holding it together. I want to lose weight, but it’s hard to get going on a diet when I can barely find time to do my laundry let alone organize myself & plan meals. Ugh.
Today I worked twelve hours, came home & collapsed into bed & ate a pint of Ben & Jerry’s for dinner.
God damn, I am a *catch* — how TF am I still single!?
God damn, I am a *catch* — how TF am I still single!?
April 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Today I worked twelve hours, came home & collapsed into bed & ate a pint of Ben & Jerry’s for dinner.
God damn, I am a *catch* — how TF am I still single!?
God damn, I am a *catch* — how TF am I still single!?
I just want to lose the weight, lose the clutter, lose the roommate, & find someone to blow my back out & cuddle me on the regular.
That’s not like, a huge ask, right..?
That’s not like, a huge ask, right..?
March 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just want to lose the weight, lose the clutter, lose the roommate, & find someone to blow my back out & cuddle me on the regular.
That’s not like, a huge ask, right..?
That’s not like, a huge ask, right..?
I spend most of my life feeling so overwhelmed I can barely do anything beyond shower, work, eat, sleep, repeat. I wish I could pull myself out of the rut, but I feel incapable.
Ugh.
Ugh.
March 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I spend most of my life feeling so overwhelmed I can barely do anything beyond shower, work, eat, sleep, repeat. I wish I could pull myself out of the rut, but I feel incapable.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Had a dream last night I was arranging a threesome with the eldest Bridgerton brothers & honestly, wtf did I need to wake up?
March 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Had a dream last night I was arranging a threesome with the eldest Bridgerton brothers & honestly, wtf did I need to wake up?
It’s beginning to occur to me that my depression has evolved & is kind of revealing itself in a different form… isn’t that special.
March 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s beginning to occur to me that my depression has evolved & is kind of revealing itself in a different form… isn’t that special.
The problem with working with your friend is all of the inappropriate texts you send to one another about the hot people you interact with at work.
In literally just texted:
“Raw.
Repeatedly.
Lots of biting.”
In literally just texted:
“Raw.
Repeatedly.
Lots of biting.”
March 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The problem with working with your friend is all of the inappropriate texts you send to one another about the hot people you interact with at work.
In literally just texted:
“Raw.
Repeatedly.
Lots of biting.”
In literally just texted:
“Raw.
Repeatedly.
Lots of biting.”
My sexy boss is here & I accidentally called him “babe” & am having a hard time not staring at his bulge. Please god someone come smack the stupid slut out of me…
February 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My sexy boss is here & I accidentally called him “babe” & am having a hard time not staring at his bulge. Please god someone come smack the stupid slut out of me…
Nothing like having Facebook or your camera roll or whatever throw an ancient pic at you to remind you of how young you used to be, or how happy, or how carefree… it’s fine. I’m fine. Perfectly fine… just starting to spin out into an existential crisis maybe…
February 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Nothing like having Facebook or your camera roll or whatever throw an ancient pic at you to remind you of how young you used to be, or how happy, or how carefree… it’s fine. I’m fine. Perfectly fine… just starting to spin out into an existential crisis maybe…
In the spirit of “treat yoself” I ordered pasta & salad for dinner, & had a nice lil drinky drinky, & now I really extra-bad wanna cuddle so like…
Volunteers?
Volunteers?
February 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
In the spirit of “treat yoself” I ordered pasta & salad for dinner, & had a nice lil drinky drinky, & now I really extra-bad wanna cuddle so like…
Volunteers?
Volunteers?
I’m sitting outside of CVS watching all of these men & women coming in & out with cards & candy & dyed flowers, & I can’t decide if I’m feeling judgmental, or I’m just bitter because I’m single..?
It’s probably both.
It’s probably both.
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m sitting outside of CVS watching all of these men & women coming in & out with cards & candy & dyed flowers, & I can’t decide if I’m feeling judgmental, or I’m just bitter because I’m single..?
It’s probably both.
It’s probably both.
Tonight, a former hookup HMU. Last we talked he said he wouldn’t kiss if we hooked up again.
So, I asked if he’d kiss. He said he wouldn’t.
I told him to come back when he changed his mind, or I’d reach out if I changed mine.
But I won’t.
I want what I want, & I won’t compromise.
I deserve better.
So, I asked if he’d kiss. He said he wouldn’t.
I told him to come back when he changed his mind, or I’d reach out if I changed mine.
But I won’t.
I want what I want, & I won’t compromise.
I deserve better.
February 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Tonight, a former hookup HMU. Last we talked he said he wouldn’t kiss if we hooked up again.
So, I asked if he’d kiss. He said he wouldn’t.
I told him to come back when he changed his mind, or I’d reach out if I changed mine.
But I won’t.
I want what I want, & I won’t compromise.
I deserve better.
So, I asked if he’d kiss. He said he wouldn’t.
I told him to come back when he changed his mind, or I’d reach out if I changed mine.
But I won’t.
I want what I want, & I won’t compromise.
I deserve better.
I am being so serious when I say that I want to meet a Canadian man to fall in love with & marry & escape this hellhole of a country. The American Dream is a farce & all the men in my area are wrecked anyway… so I’m ready to be mounted by a Mountie & become Mrs. Maple-Syrup-eh?
February 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I am being so serious when I say that I want to meet a Canadian man to fall in love with & marry & escape this hellhole of a country. The American Dream is a farce & all the men in my area are wrecked anyway… so I’m ready to be mounted by a Mountie & become Mrs. Maple-Syrup-eh?
I need soft kisses, cuddles & sweetness soon or I’m gonna shrivel up & expire.
February 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I need soft kisses, cuddles & sweetness soon or I’m gonna shrivel up & expire.
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Craving intimacy. Eye locks. Finger tracing. Tender kisses. Whispers.
February 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Craving intimacy. Eye locks. Finger tracing. Tender kisses. Whispers.
So like… how do I find an attractive chubby chaser from the UK or Canada to marry me & take me away from the fascist horror show before it’s too late..?
February 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So like… how do I find an attractive chubby chaser from the UK or Canada to marry me & take me away from the fascist horror show before it’s too late..?
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RT if you think Elon musk should k*** h**s**f
January 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
RT if you think Elon musk should k*** h**s**f
Woke wanting to s*** a fat c*** & cuddle & kiss until I pass out.
Volunteers..?
Volunteers..?
January 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Woke wanting to s*** a fat c*** & cuddle & kiss until I pass out.
Volunteers..?
Volunteers..?
The irony of posting about someone anonymously & them commenting & encouraging you is… Alanis Morissette-level shit.
January 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The irony of posting about someone anonymously & them commenting & encouraging you is… Alanis Morissette-level shit.
Woke up hard to a missed call from Sexy Boss & that did *not* help matters…
January 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Woke up hard to a missed call from Sexy Boss & that did *not* help matters…